Kaizero

It's happening. Chill.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/paul-gascoignes-life-turned-film-16508838

Beckham looks like he could still play pro football tbh.

I'm glad I'm not in before Tuesday.

Be interesting to see where he ends up someone will be getting a extremely talented manager Jesus christ I was so fucking confused reading this straight after seeing Pardew's mug. In my head I thought this was a response to Pards

Even Pards will win the Scottish league each year if he becomes Celtic manager.

Don't really do negative awards anymore.

Make sure you're not using a website owned by the same parent company that owns Betfair as a secondary site.

Pretty sure you can delete your own account, no? You can request deletion, need to be approved by an admin.

My fav so far:

That ending was fucking worth it

https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=59501.0

Thought Chelsea couldn't buy players for the next two windows, though?

At least he's Gary's not Eddie Howe though, amirite?

Gary Neville believes we should be better than what we currently are. I don't really see what's too wrong with that, as I also want Newcastle to be better than what we currently are. What I'd want is for them to point out why we're not, however, which they don't do, either because they don't care for narrative purposes or because they're just plain ignorant of the actual circumstances at the club.

Wow, KI. Wow.

It's a compliment that pundits say shit like that about us, IMO. They think we're a bigger club than the shithouses that need to apply those tactics because we used to be, when in reality, we're not anymore.

Will buy young players that fits his "Man Utd Way" fetish.

Most places here tend to have the entire week off and the extra monday for good measure.

I'm still shocked that Fulham managed to get Jean-Michael Seri. Maybe his stock has fallen enough that he'd join us? I wish people would stop wanting us to sign a player that can't perform in cold f***ing weather, man Is that really a thing though? :lol: I guess Robinho is an example... It's an actual medical condition he suffers from, and he himself has said: “I don’t see myself playing in a country where it’s cold. I hurt everywhere and I struggle to train.” Ingrown toenail. Easily fixed by a doctor. It's chillblains, not an ingrown toenail. Something underlying 'causing the chillblains as well apparently.

I'm still shocked that Fulham managed to get Jean-Michael Seri. Maybe his stock has fallen enough that he'd join us? I wish people would stop wanting us to sign a player that can't perform in cold fucking weather, man Is that really a thing though? :lol: I guess Robinho is an example... It's an actual medical condition he suffers from, and he himself has said: “I don’t see myself playing in a country where it’s cold. I hurt everywhere and I struggle to train.”

I'm still shocked that Fulham managed to get Jean-Michael Seri. Maybe his stock has fallen enough that he'd join us? I wish people would stop wanting us to sign a player that can't perform in cold fucking weather, man

The celebration thing is bullshit anyway. Goals have been ruled out for fucking decades. People don't wait to celebrate to check if the linesman has flagged or wait to see if the ref is gonna blow for something before celebrating. You celebrate, then you go "oh shit, fuck" when/if something is amiss after. "Linesmen flagging for offside will ruin the way fans celebrate goals as they'll have to wait and see if it's actually a goal or not!!11!!11!" Get to fuck.