Kimbo

I reckon if you became a regular at The Den they'd think you're an undercover guardian journalist.

I’ve nothing but disdain for people that are still going to give the club their money.

Wait they aren't real? Only the emails from heffers are real unfortunately.

I hope people don’t actually get sucked in by talk of other bidders. It’s about as convincing as an email from a random Russian model looking for a husband.

On the bright side this means I’m not going to be sucked back into caring about this rigged sport. Watch that conman Mauriss takeover and turn Newcastle into a lower league club.

Surely clubs change their management structure every now and then, do they always have to run it through a long check by the premier league?

Not sure how Everton squeezed into that little group.

Refs had a disaster there.

Grealish is possibly the worst diver I’ve ever seen, he makes Arjen Robben look sturdy.

The world will be a fun place when China is the dominant superpower.

Oooh Gary is not happy with Pogba. Souness will be doing cartwheels.

What a nothing season. I can’t even take pleasure in seeing Villa get relegated.

The crowd is demanding even when there’s no fucking crowd. I think Souness’ time here gave him PTSD.

A contender for one of the worst games I’ve ever seen.

That was barely identifiable as football.

Fucking hell. De Gea has had some drop off over the last couple of years.

Yeah he should’ve blocked that.

Lovely fuck up from Van Dijk.

It’s another example of why Bruce isn’t suited to being manager after a takeover, if he thinks expectations are high now (when really nothing is expected of him), how will he handle being expected to push up the table? Rafa has the opposite mentality, he WANTED higher expectations.

I’d take Clint Dempsey over Donovan.

Fucking hell Solanke has scored.

It’s probably a microwaveable ready meal.

Possibly the most half-arsed Derby I’ve ever seen.

Grealish is a horrible little player.

Ancelotti must be wondering wtf he’s doing at Everton.