TaylorJ_01

jesus christ almighty

I'm sure the presence of Charnley really brought the players together. Half of them probably don't know who he is. Just a speccy weirdo watching them run about.

The reds do have a silly defence impenetrable.

De Boer will have his team drilled so that they know what every position entails or, at least, quite a few and what the overall system is. Carver/Pardew just chuck guys in at random and hope they know how to play there. It's absolutely absurd. As in, most players in most teams will know rough guidelines for their system, like for full backs - "overlap in every attack" or "man mark the wide players" or "keep a high line" or "play ball infield at every opportunity" or "make triangles with the LCM and CB" or whatever. There's absolutely zero plan at the moment, you can see it. The biggest plan we have is that f***ing stupid kick-off routine which we can't even do and aiming at Williamson on every set-piece which hasn't ever worked. Not one player gives me the idea that they are playing as part of a drilled system. They just all play how they want which is fine if the players are actually good, but they aren't. Crazy.

not stopping at: failure

buuuuump! gonna buy train tickets today.

We not think it might affect the other team too? If they've really said they are scared of the atmosphere they can fuck off.

There's literally no point of us having Anita. I rate him, but we're never going to have a manager that isn't going to look at him and say "he's too small" before anything else.

Shearer/Ronaldo brb spaffing

Polish fan shot and killed by police at 4th tier game

Stop defending them man, it's s**** and you know it's s****.

Good lord please stop Americans playing football. "come on new york score a goal it's really very simple" x 1,003,204

He'd probably consider it either way. He doesn't have much to gain coming in now.

Him turning an Ashley run NUFC down confirms his LACK of character to you? He's just went up in my estimations tbh. Yes it does, because I don't think Ashley has anything to do with his decision. He just didn't fancy the last 3 fixtures and the prospect of being the man who takes us down. Don't be surprised if he decides to come in the summer if we survive. of course he doesn't fancy it

Him turning an Ashley run NUFC down confirms his LACK of character to you? He's just went up in my estimations tbh. "We're 2 points from relegation zone after 8 losses in a row. Carver will become your assistant. You won't get to choose any players. We'll pay you a very small amount of money and you're not allowed to try that hard. Oh and all the players want to leave, are suspended or are horrifically injured. Derek Wright will be performing your medical."

Even with 12 we'll struggle.

I'm probably a 7.5 for now. Just like the concept of infinity, I'm struggling to fathom losing 9/10/11 game in a row. Although I said that way back at 5. 8 games in a row, man

Jesus fucking christ.

Recall Kevin Mbabu.

Why is Charnley having meetings with Carver? It's like Ian Brady having a meeting with Myra Hindley about "why not to kill people a lot".

Pretty much "Did we win?" "No." "Ah, was Ba playing? He always scored." "He doesn't play here an- "Hang on John, got a phonecall. Hello? You want to loan Michael Richardson? The ginger one? Give me 5 minutes" etc

Carver replaced by SportsDirect robot "Paul" the friendly cost-slashing android. Keeps putting stickers on everything and violently assaulting Kevin Mbabu.

here we see the lesser spotted smallest image in the world, a marvellous sight

I will find you and I will kick you loads #taking4