TaylorJ_01

2 goals followed by a pulled hamstring today. I'm hopeful it'll be ok for the game... fucking knacks though.

How the fuck do you lose to Hull?

Fuck the team, it isn't our club anymore. They can all get fucked, every single one of them.

Want to slap Carver with a fridge.

Good lads

Maybe 30 mil pre-injury, but he's a bit fat and rubbish at the moment.

Oh shit, this is tomorrow bloody hell.

Such a fat mess of a guy.

He's the last thing I enjoyed about NUFC.

he's gone insane.

Then punch his manky, wrinkled face until all the lizards come out the crevasses

The prospect of 7 defeats in a row is actually funnier than I had imagined.

When did he say that?

In case you need reminding. http://i.imgur.com/5Pek5Ez.png

Words can't describe how minging Steve Bruce has been recently, it was so predictable too. Start off well with limited players Invest in better players to push on Dip in form because you've no idea how to use them Drop arse and play 8 defenders Continue to drop because players are s**** It's the same with Pardew, just watch. He's been playing Stephen Quinn behind Sone Aluko for god's sake. An absolutely abhorrent left back behind a guy who struggled in the SPL. Meanwhile, at the back, about 6 CBs slime about being absolutely disgusting.

expected and deserved.

That is impressive

It's annoying though, as I really need to try them on before buying them and the only place near is sportsdirect. Unless I can try them there and buy online... but they don't have a huge range.

He has shares in JD doesn't he? Does Adidas and Nike still refuse to let SportsDirect stock their stuff? Last I heard they didn't want to cheapen the brand. IM sure ive seen Adidas and Nike in his shops, not the best stuff from what ive seen but its in there. Maybe it stuff he has bought and had stocked in his warehouse for ages and maybe other stock he has bought from other companies going bust. SD now do workwear and school uniforms. Absolute tat. They defo do Adidas, I've got boots from there in the past.

Where can I buy football boots that isn't connected to Ashley?

f*** off. I'll get around to ringing Sky soon to gan on like I'm leaving. I've checked BT but it doesn't seem any cheaper to me. BT Sports is so class though, it has a stupid amount of footy.

I had my first experience of not being able to find a good enough completely legal stream and having to go to the pub and watch it. Made me realise that they have defeated me.

Because he's a dirty scab.

He said he doesn't get sports you utter loon. edit: may have missed sarcasm

Can only assume Carver intends to score the sweatiest goal known to man. One so sodden that it can only be attempted by Gouffran in a plastic wonga poncho and sportsdirect armbands. Then they'll all jump into Mike's Ark and float off into the sea. Everyone else will perish.