TaylorJ_01

Was between Hazard and Nasri first scorer, god damnit.

I put money on it, becomes instantly interesting. Until you lose it all

You guys complain about ITV, but honestly, you've got it good now Poirot is on

Yet again, on STV we are treated to pointless programming instead of the FA Cup semi final. Today it's 'Vet School Bites' in which 'a cow struggles to give birth'.

Gouffran did absolutely f*** all in the first half though. Looked dangerous at the start, faded. Just needed a bit of a kick up the arse at half-time. Bringing on Shola was the complete opposite of 'the right thing to do'.

There were some people saying it was a decent sub to make I couldn't believe it. Gouffran off for Shola, I mean come on ffs, no-one in the world apart from Pardew would think that's a good idea.

Looks a bit sluggish. Still, we looked better when he came on.

Loads of silly wee bets with money from Cisse 1st against Benfica. £1 - Man City 2-1 £1 - Man City -1 50p - Hazard first 50p - Zabaleta anytime 50p - Chelsea/Man City half time/full time. Just so I have some interest in the game after the earlier abomination

Luckily he's playing himself out of a move, good lad.

The only good that can come from this is if he leaves and we get a less retarded manager in.

Stoke are rank.

Joke that didn't land. My neck is getting hotter and hotter, so I'll probably end up changing it. what ye like What? What are you like! A sort of jovial expression to exclaim amusement at your weird humour. Yank.

Joke that didn't land. My neck is getting hotter and hotter, so I'll probably end up changing it. what ye like

What's with the thread title??

Calm down man! me out of everyone

I hate everything loads.

Tell me you're f***ing joking? I'm predicting the excuse.

we woz tired from fursday

Shola at half time

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-KuYAflS0B8o/UWId-UQiHGI/AAAAAAAAg1k/d-WDNItgYI0/s1600/13.gif

Whit a strike.

Pardew is ruining good players and it's making me sad.

This is so bad, man

I think I used to work with that lad with the italian flag

Minging.