TaylorJ_01

Agree with all of that Word Come on, it's hardly rocket science. Journalists are getting way too much credit for stating the bleeding obvious here "use ben arfa moar, drop jonas, don't play sissoko wide".

Foreshadowing where Pardew will force him to play next season. Too easy

I haven't at all been keeping up - but I thought there was going to be fan input?

Or my mate "ROCHEMBACK!" Disturbingly very, very recent

"SHEARER!" obvs...

Dave

How come you know him? Went to Dortmund for Dortmund vs. Freiburg. Went out on the Sunday and there was only one bar open, really. In he walks with his mates so we buy them all whisky and start singing Dortmund/Schalke scheisse songs. He then piled us all into taxis and took us to Kemminghausen boys club and we got horrendously smashed in a private clubhouse. Can't say too much more! Although my lasting image is seeing him come out a petrol station with about 4 crates of dortmunder kronen and another guy saying "touch anything and we'll fuck you up" only for my mate to run on to the pitch and take his clothes off. Class night. But yeah they all kept in touch, not so much the man himself (quite quiet in a way) but we talk to all the other guys still!

Kevin says "Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa und nochmal jaaaaaaaaaaa... Was sind wir geiiiiiiiil! Wir haben uns so verdient!!!! Borussiiiiia jaaaaaaaaaa"

Yep.

We got banned from playing because someone tombstone piledrivered a lad half way through a game for seemingly no reason

"Gabriel, next year I will be manag-" "SHUT UP FFS WE NEED TO SHOW CHEESESTRING ADVERTS" Jesus, I'm still giggling at that interview. Poor Gabriel

GET IN THE VAN I think you'll find it's a tactics truck. Any excuse to post this again: http://backofthenet.wikia.com/wiki/Tactics_Truck :lol:

"Bobby's last wish was for you to take over from Pardew" "how did he know Pardew would be manager?" "...get in the van"

:lol:

ADVERTS HEY, HOW ABOUT SOME MORE ADVERTS CHEESESTRING GAZPROM NIVEA ARGOS

THERE'S A JOB AT NEWCASTLE JOSE

Why the f*** are they rushing away from Mourinho despite him about to say where he'll be

500 euros man Ah man, forgot about this! Christ, 900, even worse...

500 euros man

YAY

Kevin with the worst time-wasting ever.

oh come on

Dortmund are so uncomfortable having to defend

This time wasting. Against Real Madrid as if they never do it.