TaylorJ_01

Crikey that was depressing

Cunha is a one man team

that Brighton keeper looks mince

What a bizarre match. Ange's inability to know how to play when in front, seems to apply over two legs as well. They look woeful.

I'd potentially like to come please thank you

This

Havertz just got battered

Schar got a card for that? and none for Rice?

Actually worried they'll injure someone, the scabby pricks

No matter how much money they spend they always end up with these double-barreled random regens like Lewis-Skelly

Whatever Arteta is trying to do at the back is a total mess. We're pressing it so hard, he should've given up on it.

Willock looks a bit hopeless. Rice, surely that was a yellow, massive lunge from behind.

havertz is a wee wummin'

I love Schar, man, he's so class.

gllgggluurgglllegggllgggeeeegurgle

Hilarious that it was Schar forcing the mistake

piss in my mouth!

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG RAYA SHITE

Damn, I stupidly thought our game was tonight. Stuck on Burnley vs Oxford and forgot Burnley are the dullest team in the world. Might watch kitchen nightmares.

I thought he already was. Must be like 54 now. Always sends me down a rabbit hole. Remember that weird period that Anzhi Mackachkala had insane money. They even had that Lacina Traore guy who was absolutely massive but crap. Seems to have retired quietly. I wonder what guys like that end up actually doing.

Can't believe how much Enzo cost

Rashford looks straight off the back of a bender there. I am not sure I buy into the "he'll be great and trigger a move, then fall away". - He can't even be arsed putting in effort for his boyhood team on £350k - Apparently would be commuting to training which is 1.5-2hr drive each way. A lot of time sitting in a car, for someone infamous for not turning up or being late. Is he going to be getting up at e.g. 5am/6am for training? Is he fuck. - He is, by all accounts including Amorim, very unfit - He looks pretty bad there. Could be a bad picture but he doesn't look lean like he was at all - Is a bad influence on the rest of the team - He's 28 this year. By no means old but should be peaking. History shows it's hard to get back from such a low depth at this age (Alli, Lingard etc) All in all, it's a gamble but I can't see anything other than a failed loan spell and return to Old Trafford.

Man I've read this about 7 times and still nowhere