TaylorJ_01

Not really that fitting is it? Would have been better not happening Well yes dying is never ideal, but it's obvious what he meant.

Hope he forgets to say "tap water" and spends his whole lunch worrying they are going to charge him for it.

They signing a German CB for similar too? Never heard of him but big money to spend for them They sign exclusively relegation level players, then worry about relegation.

Hope he forgets to charge his phone overnight.

You're loving this

He wants northerngimp

Played for Man City ages ago didn't he? The guy is huge but crap.

Yep. "I know what will stop them! Mild inconvenience". They, like Barcelona, should be disbanded.

I wonder who they'll sign from their opponents and weaken them anyway.

If I had a pound for every result like that in the last few years. Off the blocks quick, loads of possession, 20 shots, keeper plays well, no goals. Oppo defends and hits us on the break/set piece. Rinse and repeat. Sooner or later we're going to completely obliterate someone. Hopefully it's this week. I remember the Krul vs. Tottenham game particularly. That was unreal

Was a definite, obvious move to play through him the other night. He did well at it, his passing etc has always been good. Was worrying when he often seemed to be about 40 yards from Mbemba.

Was a beast last night, will be sad to see him go.

Tiote has been solid as fuck.

Colback is horrid.

Colback is tragic.

I'm not ecstatic, but I wish Elves John Joy all the bladdy best.

Maybe Dr Death won't try and injure him because he already looks so horrendously ill. Could work out well.

No the club were actively looking for a turtle. Read the thread you silly man. You're getting punched Sorry man. Was a bit harsh Too late mate

No the club were actively looking for a turtle. Read the thread you silly man. You're getting punched

Has he got pace

All of our players are. I wonder why.

What a confusing pricetag. Seems real though... "We'll take him...... for SIX MILLION POUND EUROS" "Mr Ashley that isn't a real curren-" "MAYBE WE DON'T WANT HIM THEN" *hang up*

That vine

What you basing this on? reprehensible drug use

Booo