TaylorJ_01

he just needs more players for his super good formation to work

tbf for all he usually gets pelters for it, Haaland's link up play has been very good

Man Utd's defending is weird. Was the same against Grimsby, it's incredibly stand-offish, deep and pedestrian. It doesn't make much sense.

Mazraoui and Ugarte are total mince players man, it's annoying watching then

FFS now you've mentioned it I can't unsee it.

Mbuemo

why did Bernardo Silva pass that across, bad decision

LOL

Ffs another 90+ min penalty this lot are unbelievable

Hope they don't want their money back

Doesn't do Haaland's flat track bully claims much help

Yes, Doctor Congo for me too. There's a noodle place near me called 'Dr Noodles' where, in reverse fashion, I call it 'D R Noodles' to silently annoy their branding team.

I’ve made peace with it all now, because if he didn’t have some flaws, he wouldn’t have been playing for us in the first place. He'd have ended up at Man City being Pep'd or similar. I just wish he didn't play for us under Pardew (though I'm not sure there were good options before and after him). I also wish he didn't go to PSG. He isn't really an Emery player and was never going to be appreciated there with the options and setup they had. That wasted the end of his peak I'd say. He actually did OK when given the chance but imagine there was some stuff behind the scenes going on. Rennes was strange too. He was still unbelievable at points, played 40+ games across the season, but then no-one wanted him and he ended up on a 6 month contract at Real Valladolid

There's better footballers in terms of function and tactical output, but pure talent and excitement no-one comes close in the modern era.

is this cunt injured yet

Ederson to Fenerbache. It really says a lot about that club, that you can play nearly 400 games for them and just quietly leave without anyone caring. It means nothing.

Slot is so punchable. Looks like a fat little dork schoolboy

"worth the wait" what absolute cunts. Just so blatant about the tapping up

When you put it like "Woltemade + £60m" I'm not sure it sounds that good.

It's astounding how often Man Utd score in the 90th+ minute, if they didn't have that his win rate would be like 0%

Curious stats on BBC. Burnley have made 2 saves from 0 Man Utd shots

I don't understand that size of loan fee. Even in a successful loan spell you'd be looking at €1m per goal.

Joins Strasbourg permanently? That is so obviously dodgy

This was a funny watch "it's alright celebrating scoring you're meant to be bloody saving them" It was a truly outstanding performance from Onana, he'd have been better standing still.

Can't say I know anything about Woltemade, and it feels like a very high fee. Fee aside, he does look quite good and unique. Surprisingly agile and quick, good finisher and positioning. He looks a little clumsy in that way all 6ft+ strikers look - Peter Crouch always looked like a giant spider but in reality was very neat and good on the ball, it just looked odd.