Young man! there's a place you can go
I said young man! when you're short on your dough
You can stay there and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
You can watch it on E S P N!
You can watch it on E S P N!
They have everything for young men to enjoy
You can hang out with all the boyssssss!
etc
Was going to make a joke like 'the amount of people on the dole in Liverpool has gone up by 0.00000000000000000001%' but thought it was too mathematical a joke.