TaylorJ_01

the defending man, crikey

God, they seem to think Gardner is the reincarnation of jesus

This is embarrassing stuff man

Ramos Despite the fact he's a cunt

Badibal.

poo y'all

:lol:

idiots

To the tune of Eiffel 65 - Blue; CIIIS-SÉ demba ba demba ba, CIIIS-SÉ demba ba, demba ba demba ba. I'm blue, da ba de da ba di etc

I think 'Ba and Cisse' works better when sung, although I can see why you want to put Ba second.

Mad stats! Didn't Ba get quite a few goals for Hoffenheim (sp) before he moved to West Ham as well? Before Wikipedia got blacked out I had worked out between them, in the last season and a half they had scored 64 in total! Yeah he did, 6 in 14 I think, forgot to add them in. Also missed out cup games so 64 is probably accurate. Mad stuff.

From last two seasons; Demba Ba league stats - 22 goals in last 27 games Papiss Cisse league stats - 31 goals in last 49 games Scary shit.

Sacked all the players too though, n'est pas?

Didn't they sack all the staff though?

That's f***ing all he thinks about ffs Scoring goals and drinking syrup, absolute legend. Part-timer tbh, Cissé thinks about goals when sleeping.

He's still a fat pleb, mind.

That's a bit like asking how is the sky meant to look green when it's blue. http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg46/scaled.php?server=46&filename=stevechair.jpg&res=medium

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/nechronical/jan2012/3/4/papiss-cisse-with-alan-pardew-526858629.jpg http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg809/scaled.php?server=809&filename=a95c16069c6e409b90c26d8.png&res=medium

I made it! I'll try and find it...

So fantastic you spelled his name wrong

I have to say, I don't know a huge amount about the financial dealings of football clubs but the guy seems to be doing things right. Having an impressive season, marred by the SDA debacle.

We shouldn't be potassing that kind of opportunity up tbh...

That's fucking all he thinks about ffs Scoring goals and drinking syrup, absolute legend.

Has anyone made the 'buy one Demba, get one free' joke yet?

We've replaced Carroll with Cabaye, Demba Ba, Papiss Cisse and Santon with plenty money spare