TaylorJ_01

He looks like he's been fat for ages though

Christ, Derek Wright played too. Imagine thinking you're going to play some Newcastle players and you come up against cueball spoff and lard man.

Didn't he famously have like no clauses?

I mean that's just ridiculous don't even think anyone else wanted him.

He absolutely creamed the (shite) league with Rangers. Was a one-man team.

Put a pair of eyes on the back of that guys head and it could be twins http://i.imgur.com/cryuaje.jpg

Why would you fucking buy that. What a moron.

Yep.

Would rather eat my own legs.

Do they think anyone gives a fuck what that boring dweeb thinks about the weekend's football?

Indeed. He might return to form in the wonderful city of leicahahahahahaha

More intense than Modric. Between Modric and Vidal, I'd say.

African name, plays on the wing. Fill in the blanks.

Haven't watched any so far. Tempted to give it up.

Mané is class.

Christ, Anthony Straker scored. Is a cult hero for Motherwell for being incomprehensibly bad at every opportunity last season.

Aye, the longstanding rules on football clips are really confusing. it's so so clear.

wtf are zorbs

Would love Matt Phillips tbh. Always been impressed with his pace, surprising skill and work rate. That said giving a s*** in that QPR side made you stick put like a sore thumb. wait till you see his DNA

He's an absolute moron. Anyone who has heard him say anything must agree.

that's what I will think of when I try not to prematurely ejaculate

God damn you.

Chaos in Bundesliga II. 4-3 and it's 53 minutes in

I don't mind looking like Lampard.

How do you solve a problem like Di Maria? coke and hoes