TaylorJ_01

they sign a lot of people unsuited to coming off the bench. Rodwell was the same. It's hard to make an impact 'coming off the bench' when you're a DM they need to be playing 90 minutes, just like CBs.

Yeah, guy in my work is from Zaragoza. He definitely says Tharagotha.

If you aren't trying to score, you aren't playing football.

Ever Banega couldn't be less of a Sissoko replacement.

shoud have of passed oh wait

our disappointment when forum Messi turns up our disappointment when forum Messi is actually Messi

the most ringer of ringers

This will increase your transfer fee for Red vs Blues significantly. Especially if you get a kickabout, even if you just fap at him.

Please be true

Ryan Babel mkII

Cavani is crap. Such a rubbish guy. Ibra is right to not pass to him ever.

Sterling is not that good.

aren't we all a little bit fat?

They won't start a season with Delph first choice.

What an awful move for Delph jesus

wow, might leave work early so I can go and watch a man in an airport.

shit, that's a good signing. No two ways about it.

Christina Aguilera - Genie In A Bottle. It has to be it!

wijnaldum wijnaldooo hey piss piss piss nipples to the tune of jailhouse rock

Hopefully that means no Williamson I imagine him chasing someone from a high ball over the top would look like this http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-_g70wAXl4VY/Tjdn2s60y4I/AAAAAAAAZqo/in9xksviHRg/s1600/2roqo2o.gif

it's in his signature

Christ, Gyan's new wage going to be on almost £11m per year. I hate football.

Shearer is my hero. Someone I'd be starstruck to meet. Most footballers mean nowt to me at all. Think it'd be Cristiano Ronaldo, Shearer, Ronaldinho, Keegan and maybe a handful of others. Lewandowski is my favourite player so probably him n all.

wish pardew would fuck off man