TaylorJ_01

Well that wasn't a easy as I thought

5/2 Real Madrid to win seems good odds...

Crikey that was depressing

Cunha is a one man team

that Brighton keeper looks mince

What a bizarre match. Ange's inability to know how to play when in front, seems to apply over two legs as well. They look woeful.

I'd potentially like to come please thank you

This

Havertz just got battered

Schar got a card for that? and none for Rice?

Actually worried they'll injure someone, the scabby pricks

No matter how much money they spend they always end up with these double-barreled random regens like Lewis-Skelly

Whatever Arteta is trying to do at the back is a total mess. We're pressing it so hard, he should've given up on it.

Willock looks a bit hopeless. Rice, surely that was a yellow, massive lunge from behind.

havertz is a wee wummin'

I love Schar, man, he's so class.

gllgggluurgglllegggllgggeeeegurgle

Hilarious that it was Schar forcing the mistake

piss in my mouth!

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG RAYA SHITE

Damn, I stupidly thought our game was tonight. Stuck on Burnley vs Oxford and forgot Burnley are the dullest team in the world. Might watch kitchen nightmares.

I thought he already was. Must be like 54 now. Always sends me down a rabbit hole. Remember that weird period that Anzhi Mackachkala had insane money. They even had that Lacina Traore guy who was absolutely massive but crap. Seems to have retired quietly. I wonder what guys like that end up actually doing.

Can't believe how much Enzo cost