TaylorJ_01

Siem De Jong looks like a 45 year old music teacher.

Holebas is class, good grief. He's fucking rapid.

good grief, this stops now

stop buying players

Dat transfer ban. Literally not banned from transfers.

Sleeves aren't hipster. ALl the footballers who have them are total wanks.

He definitely complains about paying 5p for a bag, every single time.

Mexicans will buy a lot of jerseys and sprite.

ban nut

he's like twice the size of the average Chinaman. Going to brutalise that league. Gyan in middle east level brutality.

I loved Ba. I liked him more than Remy because Remy is a mercenary arsehole. Turns out Ba is too, but at least he was funny (strawberry see-rop etc).

Christ, Dyer was absolutely class. Could have been a top, top player. Tragic really. Imagine Owen and Shearer with Dyer behind.

Yeah that's a class one Agree with KI though in general, it's starting to hurt.

It's not going to happen. I'll give hans 4 pounds if it happens.

He is a horrendous player. Devoid of any hint of talent. Good grief he's a massive, minging mess. Also agree with pons about Okazaki. He's not awful, just incredibly average.

Good lord. SPEG.

Where you seen this? Was saying the other day he wanted back to Brazil. His career really went to s*** after his first injury at Tottenham. Shame, was a really good player just 18months ago. NVM, saw it now. Would join Ricardo Goulart (very good player) and Scolari who is the manager. Chinese league getting better and better for every season. Shame that all the players going there are from Brazil... Brazilians in 'are all mercenaries' shock.

I reckon it's shaun baloney.

No one cares is what happened.

Good grief, some of the comments. Have a word.

hoes be hoes

The goals here aren't very good. But his wee speaking part at the start here is creepy as hell...

Can't be expected to compete with the likes of Burnley Football Clum. Even Chicago Fire are there Parma barely exist and are there

What? You don't know who Firmino or Rondon are? guy's a total speg