TaylorJ_01

I'm fed up with Ameobi, why the hell does Pardew think he'll help.

Why the fuck isn't Ben Arfa coming on then? Looks like we have possession and just need to turn the screw. Shola ffs.

I'm just in, anyone fancy summarising the game so far?

Aye, I don't understand how they can lose out by people being able to watch goals from years and years ago. It's not like we can buy them legally or anything, pointless.

With my, albeit limited, knowledge there are much better wingers you could spend your money on.

Bit harsh that, we haven't seen Obertan in the championship to compare.. Certainly a fair point. Guess I overlooked that

Upgrade on Routledge Get a grip, lads. At least Routledge was capable of doing something remotely positive.

I'm going to take a stab at Ole Soderberg??

Great to see. That's a lovely album. Tiote's head is fucking weird

Bad news, I wish him well

Bye Danny! Decent player, has put in some solid shifts and I'd keep him if possible but he should realise Newcastle is definitely the best club he could ever get first team football at.

Abeid looks quality. Hope he can step up to the first team soon!

Aye the missus left blood all over little Bimps last night. Holy christ

The cunt coming on.

Bosingwa's crossing has been beast.

Bye Clichy

Kompany got ripped there.

Nar Gary, wasn't a penalty.

Neville doing well with all these fancy effects, I'm impressed.

Ah, so there are Chelsea fans there tonight.

Not as much as Martin Skrtel does. Or Steve Kean, but his hatred is fuelled by cocaine.

Meireles looks like he hates jewish people.

Drogba shoots, then dead.

Not exactly hard given our full-backs.

Bosingwa is a fast facepalm.