TaylorJ_01

Of course Dessers scores a worldie as soon as I say he's bad

Dessers looks pretty sluggish really, same with Igamane.

Still pretty pants from Man Utd. 3 shots on target, winning 1-0 to a bizarre O.G.

Seen them given, if he went down

Why did Yoro get HAULED off, I missed it, was he shite again?

Man Utd are trying their best to give them chances still.

Rangers look absolutely crap, jesus I didn't realise they were so bad this year.

Nearly every game there's at least two shots directly from corners. It's the new 'thing'.

can they just let this game go on until a winner

Did they say there's 18 games on at once to finish the round?

This game has been bizarre.

Fucking hell that Barca goal

Koundé is absolutely nowhere near his man every time.

This Andreas Schjelderup is quite fun, he runs like he doesn't know how many feet he has but seems to cause problems.

I'm not sure I can handle 16 more years of Lamine Yamal cutting inside and shooting.

Szczesny is having a blinder.

There is barely anyone at some of these matches... is this the future of the champions league?

Impressively, none of the games are very interesting for a neutral. Liverpool match?

Was wondering this, but doesn't look like they have much clout It definitely feels like some sort of mafia thing.

Also Onana is hilarious. 0 saves and let in 3, including a howler must be demoralising for the defence.

Said it before, but I still don't really understand how this will ever go well. He's already been found out to be totally tactically inflexible, and have no idea of any other ways to play. Even if he does spend the hundreds of millions needed to adapt fully to his 'style' it'll not take long for teams to just learn how to play against them. Just look at Ange at Tottenham. To be doing as badly as he's doing is quite impressive. It's honestly no better than just getting like Harry Maguire to pick the team and just see what happens each week.

Antony is fun to watch, in that he's remarkably bad. Yoro had a shocker. Ugarte was mince. Loads of bad performances. However, Southampton's changes were awful. All those random regens added zero and let Man Utd take control.

That Harwood-Bellis had a good header blocked by his own man at the other side like a minute before as well.

what in the holy fuck was that

Argghhhh that is brutal.