TaylorJ_01

Catching up, but Duran for £71m is insane wtf

Beaten by Troy Parrott.

Anderlecht vs Hoffenheim is crazy. 4-3!

Butland is absolutely rubbish lobbed on his line ffs

Man Utd saved by the post

(Possibly) another injury for Spurs

Man Utd up

Excellent by the best named player I've seen this year, Kian Fitz-Jim.

Nice there's barely anyone there ffs. French fans (outside of Marseille) just can't be arsed.

some awful defending at Ludogerets

Yes, pretty brutal. Also whoever this guy is on the simulcast is doing my head in.

So many games tonight.

The hell are the Celtic playing at. The keepers/defenders have all had shockers in the CL so far never seen so many errors.

Man City lucky fuckers.

I've been amazed at the amount of empty stadiums at the bottom end. It's taken the wind out of the sails of the smaller teams, feels like people care less as it's such a monumental effort to go through with so many games.

Cabella with the topless celebration.... at 6-1

Bang on.

The simulcast is absolutely bonkers

Must be depressing hauling yourselves across Saudi Arabia each week to get beaten in front of no fans. The £15m/year will help. Wonder what will be next for him. Him, Lampard and Rooney should co-manage a team for maximum lols

Seeing reports Gerrard has requested to leave Al-Ettifaq. Which is funny.

There's a hideous amount of games on tonight. Surely that's a logistical nightmare to organise, and definitely sub-optimal for maximising revenue In a 4 team group it feels like every game is really important. With this many teams in the same group there's 80% total pointless matches for the neutral, and little at stake for most.

Overturned? How on earth?

bin juice

Never seen someone win a game with 0.25 xG.

That was grim. As soon as Fulham started actually trying Man Utd looked very shaky, dunno why they waited so long. What an upset.