RR15

Got BBC Radio Newcastle on full blast. Michael Jackson's "This is it"currently on mute on my TV. This is meant to be, no?

Just shit my knickers.

"If Sammy scores were on the pitch"...

Cabaye and his corners needs sorting out.

My heart can't take penalties. Please just score within 30 minutes. Listen to those fans man, fucking class!

10 minutes ago I thought I would be sitting down watching fresh meat. Instead I am listening to this daft cunt on radio Newcastle thinking, "Lolz".

My laptop charger literally got fucking thrown across the room. Keen out.

FUCKING GET THE FUCK IN CUM FEST

This is it. Listen x

Obertan "runs into trouble'.

Just attack and stuff.

3 MINUTES?

HOWAAAAAYYY

I blame the orange kits me, like.

Ben Arfa off. Lovenpants on.

Robert Madley, even the name sounds dickish.

Extra time is our only hope I feel. Howay man, fuck sake.

Nearly 2-0 fuck sake. Pardew, sort them out aye?

We need to get in at half time and have a packet of jaffa cakes. Come out with a new attitude, etc.

5 minutes left until HT.

I miss Mick Lowes, doesn't sound like were going to score with this man speaking.

If you have less than 3,000 home fans that goal shouldn't count in fairness.

Fuck off.

Fucking class.

Can't go lads, at work.