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I find it hard to look at that image without shaking my head.

About to watch the Sunderland game with a bag of skips.

Everytime I think of Taylor, I picture him in my mind being shot by a sniper versus Aston Villa.

That avatar meks me want a greggs. Why is Steve Bruce got a nose like that?

Divint like Sunderland me cause' there are rivals and that. Hope they lose.

For anyone who misses Chris Hughton or likes football games in general. Birmingham V Leicester is about to kick off on BBC1 now.

Mike Ashley in the away end for this one.

If only he celebrated like he is on Han Colo's sig.

I won't relax until were about 6-0 up. Wish I was there in the sun, great sound from the away end!

I have never seen Tiote smile. True story.

11.18 on a Wednesday night and those youths dancing around over a signing. Sickens me.

Mike Ashley currently watching SSN laughing like the wicked witch of the west end.

Big Ben? Fucking hell.

When Jim White gets excited, as do I. "News reaching us here from Sky Sports News that...." Sitting here clutching at straws.

Loving the bold font.

Shaking my head violently.

Im at work and don't have access to SSN. Have we signed a striker yet?

I still can't believe we don't have a striker ready for this Saturday. Ba and Ameobi?

He couldn't make little Nancy Callahan scream, like.

I want to see a photo of this lad at the baggage arrival section at Newcastle airport.

I go on my holidays to Turkey in September, signing this lad will give me some craic with the waiters. All I have every year is Emre, and sometimes a little bit of Tuncay.

I said that out loud, then laughed.

Ba, Ba, Ba, How'dya like it, How'dya like it.

Full strength squad to start of the season please.

Stephen Glass.