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Just bought one of those masks, I had to.

The game is going to look similar to your avatar mate.

Send them JP9 and this situation is sorted. Can the game still go ahead if Darlo have 9 men?

Ryan, those three lines are mine, at least quote me I spent from 9.00am - 9.24am typing that up on notepad. GeordieDazzler, thank you for your input. Just a shame we're not going to see the two Demba's together straight away.

Never knew the Ivory Coast's nickname was "The Elephants". Fantastic.

Just checked on my Sky HD box and didn't realise I had Eurosport for free. Looking foward to watching the game on Saturday evening.

Tune - Animals came in two by two His mate said "come and sign for us" - Cisse, Cisse He'll join his mate Ba on the floor and prey, Cisse. He's 6 foot tall, born in Dakar Drinking syrup with Demba Ba, Pa-piiss Cisse, Newcastle's number nine.

Opened notepad from the start menu at work and attempted a song about our new man. Tune - Animals came in two by two His mate said "come and sign for us" - Cisse, Cisse He'll join his mate Ba on the floor and prey, Cisse. He's 6 foot tall, born in Dakar Drinking syrup with Demba Ba, Pa-piss Cisse, Newcastle's number nine.

Toon's Taylor is ruining my dreams.

I hope this is a case of "No news is good news". I hope he doesn't sign the contract with a sports direct pen, shite pens. I'm literally sitting here pressing F5 every one minute, smiling.

Looks like a wind up tbh. The amount of threads they've had today on our new striker proves it's hurting them inside.

When he's standing next to Pardew holding a Newcastle shirt smiling like his bezzie mate, that's when I'll get excited.

There was a sour looking lady near me, must have been in her 40's, wearing a leopard print scarf and a face like she'd just had a paper cut across both eyelids. A young lad started chanting directly behind her, she turned round, looked him up and down and shook her head in disgust. He told her to fuck off, and she went and got a tea and king size mars bar at half time and squeezed it inside her mouth.

"This game is being beamed to millions around the world, let's make some noise, for Pardew's boys..!"

One of the best episode's ever. "This is a car...ehh obviously I use on nice days like this, to go to work with, I've got a satellitte navigation system that double's up as a television."

Scored at the Nou Camp, and featured in an episode of MTV cribs. What's not to like about Shola, Mr.NUFC.

Fucking brilliant.

The only "pundit" I actually enjoy watching is Gabby Logan, just so I can check out the shape of those smooth thighs under that tight little pencil skirt as she reels off the latest scores.

I feel for Jose getting involved with this lot, I remember the days he used to go crazy on twitter responding to everyone. He used to say "ja ja ja" instead of "ha ha ha", that was so, Jose.

Footballers suddenly appearing to have a tattoo sleeve.

It's nice to see a different team up there challenging for the title, sick of seeing the same old 2/3 teams battling it out every season. Harry's face let's the whole thing down though, hangs too much, and in HD it's disgusting.

All because of a pastie, eh?

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