RR15

When he's standing next to Pardew holding a Newcastle shirt smiling like his bezzie mate, that's when I'll get excited.

There was a sour looking lady near me, must have been in her 40's, wearing a leopard print scarf and a face like she'd just had a paper cut across both eyelids. A young lad started chanting directly behind her, she turned round, looked him up and down and shook her head in disgust. He told her to fuck off, and she went and got a tea and king size mars bar at half time and squeezed it inside her mouth.

"This game is being beamed to millions around the world, let's make some noise, for Pardew's boys..!"

One of the best episode's ever. "This is a car...ehh obviously I use on nice days like this, to go to work with, I've got a satellitte navigation system that double's up as a television."

Scored at the Nou Camp, and featured in an episode of MTV cribs. What's not to like about Shola, Mr.NUFC.

Fucking brilliant.

The only "pundit" I actually enjoy watching is Gabby Logan, just so I can check out the shape of those smooth thighs under that tight little pencil skirt as she reels off the latest scores.

I feel for Jose getting involved with this lot, I remember the days he used to go crazy on twitter responding to everyone. He used to say "ja ja ja" instead of "ha ha ha", that was so, Jose.

Footballers suddenly appearing to have a tattoo sleeve.

It's nice to see a different team up there challenging for the title, sick of seeing the same old 2/3 teams battling it out every season. Harry's face let's the whole thing down though, hangs too much, and in HD it's disgusting.

All because of a pastie, eh?

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Pardew was there watching the game, alot of pressure on JP9. Played well, and scored, get him on the bench on Sunday just to liven it up.

He's been taken down.

Phil Jones is having a poor game, probably all the sleepless nights from Wednesday...

Good challenge.

I remember that well, loads of my mates round my house. New HD TV, drinks flowing, even bought St George party plates for the mini buffet at half time. Everyone kicked off and I was forced to change the channel at half time to non HD.

Hull City at home

"...And the spiderman mask is out"

fucking get in jonas xxxxx

I DON'T CARE ABOUT FALCONS.

10+ corners?

Jordan Sloooooooooooo.

Williamson again.