RR15

I won't relax until were about 6-0 up. Wish I was there in the sun, great sound from the away end!

I have never seen Tiote smile. True story.

11.18 on a Wednesday night and those youths dancing around over a signing. Sickens me.

Mike Ashley currently watching SSN laughing like the wicked witch of the west end.

Big Ben? Fucking hell.

When Jim White gets excited, as do I. "News reaching us here from Sky Sports News that...." Sitting here clutching at straws.

Loving the bold font.

Shaking my head violently.

Im at work and don't have access to SSN. Have we signed a striker yet?

I still can't believe we don't have a striker ready for this Saturday. Ba and Ameobi?

He couldn't make little Nancy Callahan scream, like.

I want to see a photo of this lad at the baggage arrival section at Newcastle airport.

I go on my holidays to Turkey in September, signing this lad will give me some craic with the waiters. All I have every year is Emre, and sometimes a little bit of Tuncay.

I said that out loud, then laughed.

Ba, Ba, Ba, How'dya like it, How'dya like it.

Full strength squad to start of the season please.

Stephen Glass.

Im stealing this one from the scousers, I love it so much. Tune: Hearbeat "Jose, Jose En-ri-que runs down the wing for me, Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh"

The brothers of destruction have to play upfront.

Drogba's handshake with Pardew clearly means he's signing for us. One of our physios also gave him a squirt of water from a lucozade bottle, done deal.

Send him to Peterborough on loan or something.

Get the tables!

"We'll do what we want, we'll do what we waaaant, we're man united, we'll do what we want". That song grinds on me so much it's unbeleivable.

Hope Delaps fingers fall off tonight.

"an army of Cheick Tiotes" Can you imagine?...