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He's always said he would go back to his beloved Leeds, nows the time.

Olivier was chilling in Blyth last week, was sitting drinking with my mates... He walked in, it was like a dream. "Your goal against arsenal man, fuck me mate" also, "Remember when Lauren smashed the ball in your face?" got shouted in his face as I had my arm around him.

He will play, but De Jong will love the abuse. Might ask Jose on twitter if he'll give him a slap to the face instead of a hand shake.

Josenufc3 "Tomorrow day off boxing day and chrismas training we have to be ready for manchester city. If we win i dont care if i lose chrismas day Dedication.

http://c0013584.cdn1.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/x2_3d3cb2c Lynx was so last year.

jajajajajajaja

Can't get enough of Jose man.

YaYa is wearing his snood, as a hood.

Come on Everton, score loads, bring the city spirit to an all time low. Ready for boxing day

Team of the Year: Tottenham Player of the Year: Gareth Bale Young Player of the Year: Marc Albrighton Goalkeeper of the year: Brad Friedel Defender of the Year: Ryan Nelson Midfielder of the Year: Samir Nasri Forward of the Year: Andy Carrol Most Improved Player of the Year: Joey Barton Year to Forget: (Can be a team or player) Hatem Ben Arfa Manager of the Year: Ian Holloway Best League: La Liga Worst League: SPL Most Improved League: Championship Favourite Football Moment of the Year: Joey Barton grabbing his crotch in Toress' face Biggest Football Disappointment of the Year: Hughton's sacking Most Shocking Moment of the Year: Quatar chosen for World Cup

Next player to come onto Twitter? My guess is Tim Krul.

Jose in PC City browsing through the mouse section.

Great craic.

Joey Barton and his hand genstures, jesus christ man. I was in stiches, grabbing his crotch like Michael Jackson and point at him.

Stalkers.

Blyth Spartans for me.

I'm still shocked. Alan.....Pardew?..... Jesus christ.

Sports Direct dot com....UK'S Number 1.

I remember this match was used for scenes in the movie goal! Kluivert header? Aye.

Beckford man dafty.

Brilliant.

I pissed myself laughing for about 4 minutes straight after I seen the incident on MOTD2.

Changed man.

TOON'S FAB FOUR.

Seen all the players at the end on Sky's coverage coming back out and throwing their shirts in the Newcastle end. My mate had Bartons shirt on the whole way back on the bus