GG

1-0 to this season's Championship winners. CLEVERLEY.

Yes, 5 are loans. But this is more complete relief on my part, as two weeks ago we seemed rather fucked. I say 'play-offs', I mean 'comfortable mid-table', which is most lovely. I think we'll be able to keep Cathcart and one of Healy/HH beyond this season tbh, would be great if we did. We've got an excellent group of strikers, a strong midfield (with Wes Hoolahan also linked atm), and a solid-ish defence requiring another player, plus one of the better keepers at this level. This + we've been playing nice-ish football recently, a bit of quality injected into this = happy me this season. WOOP.

we'll fucking rape you, like i could do to a baby with a stick.

Basically, if we manage to keep our loanees for the entire season and perhaps manage to bring in another centre-back in January, I wouldn't be completely surprised if we were to be challenging for the play-offs. SICK ONE.

Oh, and David Healy to sign for us by Friday. We're looking rather good indeed. ---------------------------Loach--------------------- ---Mariappa----Cathcart---DeMerit-----Doyley -------------------------------------------------------- --Cleverley----Jenkins---Lansbury----Cowie ---------------------------------------------------- ---------------Graham----HH/Healy----------- Lee, Hodson, Bennett, Severin, Eustace, Ellington, HH/Healy PRETTY FUCKING SICK INNIT

HELGUSON, HELGUSON. WE'RE GOING TO WIN THE FUCKING LEAGUE.

Good signing, we bloody need a centre-back.

who the fuck we gonna lose 5 games to in this shit? 2 vs us.

The first six games won't determine which of the pre-existing Championship sides will be your main rivals ffs. It swings every year, Cardiff's good start + decent last seasons =/= them challenging this year.

wait until you play a real team.

COLO IS LIKE THE BEST DEFENDER EVER

To good to play for Watford

Folan is shit.

I've lost track, have you guys got anyone left? Edit: Watford, I mean. My Dad goes quite a bit but he's as depressed as you seem to be. Not really. We have two centre-backs in our whole squad. Other than that, we're short a striker or two, but it's 'ok'. When I say 'ok', I mean, we ought to do enough to stave off relegation.

Radhi Jaidi signs for Southampton with work permit granted. Oh.

AND THE CARS LOL

Countless bust-ups at Watford, one apparently where he punched Aidy Boothroyd. Even if he is being a twat etc. you don't punch your boss man.

Southampton sign Papa Waigo N'Diaye from Fiorentina on loan with a view to a permanent deal. It seems as though he's not that bad, played in Serie A a few times, scoring against Juventus at some point. Playing in League One now, though?

No big surprise really, failing to attract players in the transfer window is par for the course under Ashley, even when we are aiming for unknown players and sitting at the top of the table we aren't an attractive proposition. FFS, Jordan Stewart preferred to move to Sheffield Utd, that's how poor our negotiating position has become under Fatso. Why ever would you want Jordan Stewart, when you already have Enrique + like Kadar/Tozer for back up?

Jordan Stewart LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL x infinity

Your squad is solid, but unspectacular. If MON had balls and made one or two marquee signings, you'd be like .

it is easy to sign players, everyone else does it every year generally. I think we got Bridcutt this time last year, post-window, Adam Johnson the year before.

It's very similar to Watford's current situation. Players out, no one in

Middlesbrough and Southampton.... maybe.

I'm actually really offended. How dare you? GG what position did Rose actually play while at Watford? I don't know because he didn't appear to have any positional sense. (left-wing/central midfield)