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4-0. And the commentators talking about the pisshead pikey O'Toole as though he'd be the greatest player ever for us if he came on, there's a reason he's not playing... he's shit. He scores, but he's complete shit. 4 fucking nil, what a joke. We would have been unlucky to draw after 60 minutes, despite needing some form of footballing viagra. Lord Ashcroft the tory king, has a little money in us, but I think he just wants first dibs on the ground and land when it gets liquidated and sold off. DeMerit can fuck off. It looks like he's playing two days earlier than usual. Hoyte looks like shit. Harley is better in midfield. Who else is playing today? I forget. Mariappa is shit too, too short. We should have Bromby playing. But then he's shit as well.

What sort of faeces-covered coleslaw-stained shitrag do you read? We're not rich. We're fucked. We have to sell players to avoid administration. I'm shocked Tommy Smith hasn't gone yet. Oh, and look, free header in the box from a corner. We need a bloody defence. No good snoozecunter playing ineffective sideways-ball, I'd rather have hoofcunter back, at least we used to score then. FFS.

2 in a minute to make it 3-0, when we've been the better side all game, just impotent. Fucking useless like.

Almost playing well, but 1-0 down against the run of play. Clear the ball ffs, typical shit from Watford.

We're going to be completely caned tonight. Unless they do the honourable thing - and gift us a goal, as would be completely fair, of course.

Fuck off, he's a big-headed one, him. He deserves nowt.

Are we already in the championship? ffs Yeah, exactly. This sort of shit, plus Arsenal rejects like Diarra, who the fuck needs that shit?

Offside goal. A penalty that's not a penalty. And surely, if that challenge had been made by Wayne Rooney (the Patterson one), it'd merely be an indicator of his passion and eagerness, and warrant a yellow card at most?

Gavin Hoyte to us on a season long loan. Fuck off Doyley.

You should. Then buy Lloyd Doyley and Jobi McAnuff. Put them in goal together.

I think you'd find that Southampton fans regret the loss of Sturrock, with Steve Wigley replacing him seen as a big mistake, and if Lowe hadn't been so hasty to sack Sturrock, they reckon they would've survived in the PL when they went down. Again, it's them blaming Lowe - who sacked Sturrock hastily - (all footballers are arrogant wankers in the main, anyway, so Beattie is irrelevant). They're unfortunate to have Lord Duckhunter in charge, it's not really the fans that deserve to suffer further.

Nah. They'll survive once they sell Surman and Lallana. Stern John's already been flogged, as has Paul Wotton.

I know a few people who were. They think Richard Chorley is a twat, though.

Marvin Elliott sounds like they're preparing to bounce back up from the CCC. Good riddance.

Nah. He'd rather have a 'big' club. He always said he wants to awake a sleeping giant. So it'd be the likes of Leeds, Leicester, Forest (if Calderwood goes?) etc.

I'd recommend you sign the versatile defender Lloyd Doyley, or perhaps the pacey midfielder Jobi McAnuff, perhaps even both for a meagre combined fee of say £6M?

Fucking hell man.

Personally, I haven't been to a football match unless I've screamed something obscene/booed at an official, usually the linesman who stands right in front of where I sit for goal kicks on the opposing side, they're usually all shit anyway.

Have you ever been to a football match?

Fuck off Spurs.

It's Aidy's job now, surely?

Ellington is a fucking waste of space cunt.

He is fucking class, he should be in the Boro team > Downing and by that logic also in the England setup. Scored 5 in 12 for us last season, with at least 4/5 assists. Class act tbh.

Have that Roeder, you cunt.

Last time I saw Stoke play they were shit and had it not been for Doris, we would've won. Cunts. Two penalties in one week would've changed everything. Doris, you blunt cunt.