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Neither of them should be on the wing tbf but then neither should Sissoko or Ameobi (who shouldn't be near a football pitch) or even Cisse for that matter. Under Pardew, no one is safe from the wing.

I think Cabella will be on the wing almost nailed on. I wouldn't bet against De Jong being used there at some point though, you know how Pardew likes his CMs on the wing as he believes it gives him defensive stability.

Firmly behind the Netherlands now, it'll be cagey tonight as I think they've been a little rocky in the qualifying stages, I just hope they can beat the Germans in the final.

This, absolutely odds on De Jong or Cabella will spend a considerable amount of time on RW Who will be CAM then? Or are you assuming one will be CAM and one RW? Cause that'd make sense, to me (Cabella RW) I was going to be smart and say Elliot, but one or the other in both positions.

This, absolutely odds on De Jong or Cabella will spend a considerable amount of time on RW

Laying odds on Ben Arfa outlasting Pardew, obviously wants to stay, love the guy. The right manager would not only use in him in the right way but get him in the right condition and get him wanting to be in peak physical form. Keegan for example would feed off his talent and get him blowing the premiership apart, if your memory serves you well enough.

Would take a relegation tomorrow if it meant getting rid of our rotten core. Ofc you'll never in a million years convince our supafans of that point of view. Ashley preys on the short termism with blind optimistic promises of slow steady improvement. It's so fucking slow we're going backwards.

Price 0 - £3m Age 0-26 Wages 0-30000 Forgot the most important one sorry; Position = Midfield (Central)

Price 0 - £3m Age 0-26 Wages 0-30000

Definitely using the 49 euros a month version cannot see these tight arse c***s lashing 3900 on development I'm backing the 14 day trial followed by the "couldn't get anyone over the line cuz our 14 day free trial ran out and no one wrote down any names."

thanks to Dechamps, he's been unpardewed. It's quite telling how the World Cup has unpardewed a lot of our players.

Ben Arfa is going to be this generations Rob Lee isn't he? I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't get a number if he stays.

Too f***ing right. It's either that or retire the number. Would be a first to retire a number out of shame but I like the idea. I can see Pardew retiring number 10 so Ben Arfa can't play.

Thinking he's anything but complicit to selling our best assets is ridiculous by the way. He actively pedals our best players every transfer window and he knows we only buy what's cheap, not what we need. He's not the main cause of the cancer, but he's a huge tumour nonetheless. To actively support him and "give him a chance" is the very definition of stupidity. How many chances does one guy need? Albert Einstein said the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results, I think most of our supporters must be insane. Unless something changes we will continue to frustrate so good luck with that.

I hope this is a joke! You have basically compared him to hitler he must be about 2 years old as i seem to recall something happening at the back end of the last decade as a direct result of "greed and disregard for human life" that is still having repercussions to this day then again the banks just ended up taking away people's houses, jobs, savings and ultimately lives, they didn't make saturday afternoons at SJP a bit miserable so i see where he's going with the point impressive typing for a toddler though Sort yourself out boy, maybe it was an ill advised choice of words, I don't liken him to Hitler or the Iron Lady, but he is a selfish, greedy c*** with a complete disregard to anything but his own pocket and it's not just about NUFC it's about his fat fingers being in all those pies and squeezing every penny he can out of them for a bank balance no one could spend in a lifetime. Yet he wants more and he treats it like every penny is his last. So don't patronise or condescend me because I hold him in the same disregard, "2 years old" "like a toddler" grow up little man. The word is prontonise.

I hope this is a joke! You have basically compared him to hitler he must be about 2 years old as i seem to recall something happening at the back end of the last decade as a direct result of "greed and disregard for human life" that is still having repercussions to this day then again the banks just ended up taking away people's houses, jobs, savings and ultimately lives, they didn't make saturday afternoons at SJP a bit miserable so i see where he's going with the point impressive typing for a toddler though Sort yourself out boy, maybe it was an ill advised choice of words, I don't liken him to Hitler or the Iron Lady, but he is a selfish, greedy cunt with a complete disregard to anything but his own pocket and it's not just about NUFC it's about his fat fingers being in all those pies and squeezing every penny he can out of them for a bank balance no one could spend in a lifetime. Yet he wants more and he treats it like every penny is his last. So don't patronise or condescend me because I hold him in the same disregard, "2 years old" "like a toddler" grow up little man.

To be successful and to make it up the ivory tower in this life you have to be somewhat of a cunt, but this man takes greed and a disregard to human life beyond anything I've seen before in the 1st world. I can't wait for the day it comes tumbling down around his cankles.

I won't watch another game with this cunt in charge, I'm bordering on 40 now so need to keep an eye on the old blood pressure. He won't last the season with the "squad" we have now, so fuck him.

With our budget we'll be monitoring the piss stains on the Y-fronts.

Begs the question how they factor in those wages on the P&L? Transfer wages and transfer fee? Would be an easy way to bleed some money out. Ashley has proved in his other businesses he's keen to draw out as much as is posiible to get away with and think up new ways to squeeze that little extra out.

If Italy beat Costa Rica tomorrow they won't be busting a gut against Uruguay.

Watching that was like our season hadn't ended, slow build up play, too many touches and not enough pass-and-move and if in doubt, hoy it from the back. Overall I can't say it was terrible from us, it wasn't great, but a Suarez-less Uruguay would have been beaten tonight. He reads the game so well and is totally ruthless with the ball. He's just a detestable cunt of the highest order.

I have to put up with Pardew all fucking season, then it comes to this and I get subjected to this fucking bollocks, I give up I swear.

I wouldn't be surprised if they lose that one too