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Massive respect for Joselu, like. Clearly a grafter.

Fitting that he should go out with a not-so-clean strike at a second-tier Dutch side on a Sunday league pitch

Any team with John Terry in deserves absolute misery as far as I'm concerned. The cunt.

Gallagher has looked like a headless chicken every time I've seen him this season. I'm sure Eddie could work his magic but he'll cost, what, 35-40 million?

I know, don't worry, was only messing

Sticking Caicedo at RB was a crazy decision - especially since Gross has played there recently. But of a baffling team selection entirely, in fact. Reeked of a manager trying to be too clever.

Fuck the Tories.

Merson is satisfying some sort of quota, there's no doubt. Clinton fucking Morrison is likely as cheap as a bag of small chips on a Thursday night

Darren Moore is brilliant tbf. Proper humble guy and certainly doesn't come across as a PFM 'get it in the mixer' type. Pleased for him.

He's stepped up big time, this guy. What a big game player

Let's smash these cunts into the Champo.

Fuck West Ham btw.

Fucking warriors tonight.

Booooom

They love wanking off Brighton TM: The Best Run Club in The World

Hasn't Dunk got one of the most successful pass % stats

Aye. Shat me kegs now.

By hatful presuming you mean no more than 3, which is the most number of goals we've conceded in a game this season?

Taken back with immediate effect

They won't rest Mac Allister man.

Excellent. Hope they fuck off down sooner or later. Their Mendes model stinks.

Shiteing wuh kegs lyke

I thought the dodgy cunt was looking for investors rather than selling... Would be surprised if this is true and ends up coming off like