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I actually think Postecoglu would get them in the Europa Conference. Would be a brilliant appointment. Based on nothing but a hunch, I reckon Kane will got to Real.

https://twitter.com/centregoals/status/1664165315498876930 Mourinho not happy with his own shitfest

A fitting end to a shithouse of a game. Thought all the penalties were shite, as an aside. Complete contrast to the quality of penalties in the playoff final on Saturday.

Just seen a pic of Iniesta. He now looks like me Da.

Time to get back to work, I say.

He seems like a decent bloke off the pitch and in a non-football context, much like Colin Wanker. But he's fucking tiresome as a manager.

Turning out as expected so far. Shite.

Why on earth did they spend £50 million on Phillips?

Definitely going for under 2.5 goals tonight.

From Gallagher, McTominay and Adams, I'd prefer Adams from the three. Think Eddie could really do something with him. Personally can't see the fuss in any of that Chelsea lot. Mount, RLC, Gallagher etc. They'll all be massively overpriced, on big wedge and have limited impact.

Christ

He's in phenomenal shape

It'll pay off for Leicester eventually, I'd think. It's such an impressive facility

Has anyone got any pics of what it was like before?

Like a little slug

Will we release Fraser, do you reckon? What will likely happen with the likes of Hendrick, Clark and Hayden?

Seems a nice fella by all accounts, but I bet he washes bogs and holds doors open just so he doesn't get binned.

Training ground looking properly smart, like

Pope - 9 Trippier - 9.5/10 Botman - 9/10 Schar - 9/10 Lascelles - 7/10 Targett - 5/10 Burn - 8/10 Joelinton - 10/10 Gordon - 7/10 St-Maximin - 7.5/10 Ritchie - 5/10 Murphy - 8/10 Almiron - 8.5/10 Willock - 9/10 Anderson - 6/10 Longstaff - 8.5/10 Bruno - 10/10 Wilson - 9/10 Isak - 10/10 Wood - 4/10

Player of the Season: Haaland Most Improved Player of the Season: Xhaka or Tyrone Mings Surprise package of the season: Brighton (team), Ollie Watkins (player) Most Disappointing Player: Eric Dier or that wanker Maguire Signing of the Season: Haaland Most disappointing team of the season: Spuds Goal of the Season: Enciso v. City Game of the Season: Liverpool - Manure Manager of the Season: De Zerbi Team of the Season: Allison, Stones, Dunk, Akanji, Zinchenko, Mac Allister, Rodri, De Bruyne, Mitoma, Salah, Haaland

Potter will get Palace a solid mid-table finish. Like every other manager they've had in the last 5 years

Solid signing, that. Will do very well there

Joint fewest losses. Fucking wow. Absolutely incredible achievement

Excellent interview. Very down to earth.