toon25

Good god

How much did they spunk on Koulibaly? 30 mil?

A shame Havertz went to Chelsea. They've always had absolutely no idea how to use him.

These subs

70-fucking-million

Pep got his orthopaedic brogues on

Auba is a shadow of the player, like. A pretty rapid decline in the last 18 months.

This is crap, this.

'So how are Chelsea going to get a result Karen (Carney)' KC: 'Well, they have to be hard to be tonight'. Fuck off. Absolute fucking moron.

God, if Ritchie plays

Woah...that's some fucking stat, that. Wor Eddie. My manager.

Emerson Royal is a fucking dreadful footballer. Why on earth bother your arse buying Spence if you're intent on still playing this knacker

God. Proper hammering here.

Fucking slackjaw wanker.

Urgh. Spurs.

Oh aye, for sure. Speaks an inordinate amount of shite too

Souness looks cracking for almost 70.

Marsch comes across as a proper try-hard bell, like

My hatred for that cunt will never subside.

Forest have benefited massively from the WC break. Gave the manager time to try and gel the disparate bunch together, annoyingly

Tottenham are so uninspiring

Brenden Blobfish has to be touching cloth, like

Beautiful city as well.

Even if any of those go, I'd still say all three are royally fucked, which is lovely.

It was nice to be reminded tonight how much I fucking hate Arsenal.