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I'm very pleased with Targett and Burn. Think they'll be excellent additions.

Really, really need this kid to step up now.

Did this horrible cunt get his move to Frank Lampard's Everton?

Lol at Todd Cuntwell giving it large and then ending up at Bournemouth

I'm a real fan of the Dan Burn signing. Good price for a good player and a good pro that can deliver and that can play in the preferred style of the manager. But in the context of his signing - and indeed the others that have been made - I just hate the Chris Wood signing, I have to say. As Ronaldo said earlier, I don't want to be negative, but if he was the only attacking signing that was brought in its just a bit shit.

Murphy has shown capable of contributing to the cause. Krapth, Gayle and Ritchie have been stinking up the place

In the context of the last 14 years - 9 In the context of doing enough to give ourselves the best chance of staying up - 6

Gayle is finished, like Not that he ever excelled as a top level striker mind

Norwich are not shit though, tbf. They're clearly capable of kicking up points

So Howe is sidelining this guy over some of the other utter shit we've got stinking up the squad?

Would love it if that happened just to fuck them over

Get on the blower to Origi's agent

Where are West Ham in all this?

Very disappointed if we don't get a striker in. Suppose that means EH has decided Gayle is adequate back up.

Ah, bollocks. Disappointed. Wood isn't the fire power we need.

It says a lot that the only club 'in' for Alli is a rotting basket-case shithouse of a club who are also about to sign another player who plays in exactly the same position

Pleased with business so far, but we're desperate for options up front. I can't see anything else but a hard struggle ahead with the current options.

Cant believe he cost them £73 million. What a waste of dough.

Has to be given they missed out on Van de Shit his Pants surely

I wonder where Ali will end up?

I fear it'll Burn at LB with Captain Calamity still at CB. In any scenario where that clown is still guarantees a starting place, I'm uncertain.

Bring him herrrm

Other clubs around us are picking up problems/have bigger troubles, but I think we've made the most ardent strides in the past month to address ours. New signings will give us momentum, no doubt, but I'd like to have complete confidence in the errors/main perpetrators of dropping a bollock being eradicated from the side before having any optimism that we'll be ok. I'd say there's every possibly that it'll open up and we'll see one or two other teams in the mix in the next few weeks.

Would have preferred Bakker over Targett

It's all gone quiet on the Ramsey front. I wonder where he'll end up? He might well have to go to Burnley if he wants regular playing time...