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They're all absolutely wank. I wouldn't touch any of them with a shitty stick.

He's such a snide fucking cunt. One of those players you'd love to see given a good kicking.

What on earth is the hard on Ten Haag has for Luke Shaw as a centre back He's barely a top level fullback

Been looking at the amount of Everton have spent on absolute shit in the past 4-5 years. It's absolutely insane. Some highlights: - Keane - 25m. - Tosun - 27m. - Gbamin - 25m. - Moise Kean - 27.5m. - Mina - 27.5m - Schneiderlin - 24m - Klaasen - 24m - Iwobi - 35m - Sigurdsson - 45m How the fuck are they still in business?

Good news for us that VVD is out for a while.

Strange how he didn't manage again after that stint at Watford

We're still so reliant on the class of the starting 11 to do the business week-in, week-out.

Malang Sarr, Chilwell and Cucurella earning more than Jorginho

Good god

How much did they spunk on Koulibaly? 30 mil?

A shame Havertz went to Chelsea. They've always had absolutely no idea how to use him.

These subs

70-fucking-million

Pep got his orthopaedic brogues on

Auba is a shadow of the player, like. A pretty rapid decline in the last 18 months.

This is crap, this.

'So how are Chelsea going to get a result Karen (Carney)' KC: 'Well, they have to be hard to be tonight'. Fuck off. Absolute fucking moron.

God, if Ritchie plays

Woah...that's some fucking stat, that. Wor Eddie. My manager.

Emerson Royal is a fucking dreadful footballer. Why on earth bother your arse buying Spence if you're intent on still playing this knacker

God. Proper hammering here.

Fucking slackjaw wanker.

Urgh. Spurs.