toon25

Absolutely. Desperately crying out for someone to dictate tempo.

Bruce and a playmaker

Wee Free Ryan Fraser

It’s comparative to the size of the club interested in the player and an indictment of how utterly fucking shit some of the players we’ve had on our books have been in the last few years. See that wretched ginger cunt and Mid-table Championship specialists Forest as an example.

I’d be unhappy if I was in a team being humped by Stoke and Boro tbf.

Ffs

I'll be amazed of we can offload most of them. Aye. Will be lucky to send some of them out on loan.

No point having decent players when we have the fat Doubtfire stinking the gaff out on the touch line. On the other hand, if Bruce gets the players he's asking for, he really won't have any excuses this season. Would have been nice if Ashley had given Rafa the same sort of backing, but at least it looks like he's not thrown the towel in altogether. Assuming any of these players actually get signed of course. The takeover will be his biggest excuse all season man and the thick spineless twats in the media will lap it up. Poor Brewcy didn’t have any chance this season, his preparations were disrupted etc etc etc Kebab shops were shut for 3 months man. His entire world turned upside down. And he still didn’t manage to lose any weight.

Good post. He’s definitely a limited manager. No question. But seemingly international football suits him, and he’s the beneficiary of a more coherent plan with regards to player development which has seen some decent talent come through at the same time. Whatever the circumstances, he’s at least carried himself well and has brought back a bit of decency to the position after some absolute shit/mercenary cunts have had the job.

Nketiah will have a breakout season at Arsenal imo

Hate Walker. Such a rancid cunt.

Fuck sake. Fucking Wolves, man

The players would’ve been better off giving their time to foodbank than go through the utter farce that has been pre-season.

Watkins infinity the better bet if we’re spending £20 million on a striker. Great player

Hayden at the back

Central midfield is still an issue that hasn’t been addressed

Wages for Batshuayi will be double that of Wilson, mind

Dat magic money tree

Bags of potential to be pissed down the river here. Good signing

...in Oba Martins years.

He's having to multitask with all of the staff furloughed. Bins and bogs in the morning. Offices and groundwork in the afternoon. Then chasing up targets in the evenings. And he gladly does the bogs, I bet. Cleaning off Big Lee’s skiddies with his own toothbrush. ‘A spray of lynx for you as you go on your way Lee?’

Same

This club is disgusting

Now come on, people are Bounty put on weight for a Galaxy of Reisens while they've had some TimeOut due to lockdown, really Mars our reputation when everyone Snickers over photos like these. Aye. It's no Picnic being the size of a Double Decker. Body fascism. If we're handing out insults for being fat, let's have a go at him. Look at him! At least start on him, then move onto Brucie...