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Big fan of internet streaming only, me. Can't get enough of those delays. All for it - could even re-brand it the Premier Lag.

Listen, wuhv had a good run of results which has bought wuh some breathing space and make no mistake, wuh gunna gow and have a gow.

He's just a misunderstood soul. When you're so in love with the game and want to know a score, why download one of the hundreds of apps that'll tell you when you can ask your scores of followers in a poorly-worded tweet?

As Spurs announce they're pulling out, I'm glad their former co-owner is more concerned with goings on daan the Square Fucking muppet.

Pete Donaldson describing the logo as adopting the "Tango ice blast Cineworld life" was inspired.

At least Liverpool can now focus all their attention on how the fuck they'll combat the pace, vision and deadly passing of Jonjo Shelvey on Saturday.

Be nice if they apologised for not beating Fulham anarl.

Been busy this evening and the intermittent peek at Twitter/updates in WhatsApp groups about this collapsing has been glorious!

I for one look forward to the ring walks for the next world heavyweight title fight starting at 10am Mountain Time to cater for a global audience

The kids probably run about the house making dial-up sounds.

Mrs Charnley probably has the family on AOL with parental settings on Shagger's account. The firewall won't let him dial in.

Maybe they could parachute MK Dons in as one of the invited clubs if they're adopting that logic. You know, MK Dons who won the 1988 FA Cup?

It was his team's "year" back in October. I'm sure Europe's elite would welcome the world's best eighth-placed side and Michael Keane joining them.

Nice for Arsenal to voluntarily offer themselves up as the whipping boys.

I don't know what's what any more.

VAR is so fucking boring.

Aye, it's another hilarious one. The tweet from the club with the full-time result appeared on my Twitter feed as a couple of accounts I follow liked it. Had a look at the replies and was amazed at the amount of fans of other clubs down there - Peterborough seemingly being the majority - sticking the bewt in/trolling them. Massive kick in the metaphorical bollocks for their "friends of everyone" claims.

Hope Beansy gets mauled by his staffy and someone nicks the fuck off big trampoline in his front garden.

Needlessly gave the ball away under little to no pressure numerous times today.

“Sewsen, get that pew brewin! Weroffter Wembo!”

Such a predictable cunt. Any chance we can put him in the mud with the Duke of Deadinburgh?