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Been having little parties at each others' houses so had a bollocking from the club. Not going to say where I got that from, but it's indisputable.

Yep, but it was even more noticeable with Wilson.

Like most games, it feels like little to no effort has been made to look at the opposition - how they play, how they might threaten us and how we can get at them. I'm not necessarily expecting this pudding to do that himself, but the fact he's flanked himself with two utter plums who he either hasn't asked to do the job or who don't have the foresight to do it anyway is inexcusable.

He's some boy

Bet he's texting Janet now telling her to start prepping the crumble, the rancid pig.

Not even a late, depressing reminder that Jeffrey Hendrick and his rank skin complexion still exist can spoil it.

Don't they fancy continuing with the Benitez/Bruce comparisons today? Because the former - so renowned for being "negative" - would be targeting this as a win.

Bleats on and on about not having ASM and Wilson fit; leaves them on the bench.

See, just feeding the pigeons - and sometimes the sparrows - is enough for me.

Bet he's on the sofa, head back just pouring a can of Ambrosia onto his face from arm's length.

What fucking advantage is Podence getting here? https://twitter.com/JacquiOatley/status/1380609095900803074?s=20

Absolute joke.

Two minutes silence for DMX

wat

There's a difference in engaging and wanting to work alongside them to actively allowing them to own a small percentage of the club.

A good idea in principle - there should be a degree of fan ownership with every club. However it feels to me that it’s just building up to a substantial charitable donation further down the line (when?) They’ll never raise enough to buy the club outright unless we’ve tumbled down the leagues and can be bought for peanuts. There’s not a chance on earth Ashley would consider relinquishing even a tiny stake. If the club stays afloat and is sold for serious money, I also can’t see any new owner happily letting the Trust have a small share of the ownership. It allows whoever is at the top to be held to account. If you’re spending megabucks, surely you want minimal interference? That’s obviously just my own take on the sad state of football generally.

The fuck’s he wearing a cap indoors for, the freak?

Shelvey playing centre half. I’m fucking done

Wonder how many chocolate eggs this rancid cunt has put away already?

Of course he's spending the time perusing the antique churns of western Europe and tugging himself senseless doing so. I wouldn't expect any less of the globular, buttery monstrosity.

Clearly us trying to protect the delicate, buttery little sausage https://twitter.com/henrywinter/status/1375004951622135809?s=20

Oh tell me why, is Duncan Castles telling lies? Oh tell me why...

FFS. Gasping for his pay off and prepared to ruin the club in order to get it. He's vile.

Players thought he'd been sacked ffs. We're a proper shambles.

What an absolute shitshow.