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Absolutely.

"...with plans to introduce “KSA-type branding” on Newcastle’s black and white striped shirt." Binning off Fun88 for their own sponsor, fair enough. Be fucking shit if they start pissing about with the crest and colours though.

I miss pitches like theirs.

Maybe take one down off it's little pole and stot it aawa the cunt's heed?

On the BBC, hopefully. Let the nation see what a sorry sack of shit we are.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: kinell

We're absolutely fucking pathetic.

Lil' Lee has given Ritchie a seven in his half-time ratings. Must be all the times he's cut back when we've tried to press on. Or for all the shite corners he's taken.

:lol: :lol: It's been hilariously bad.

Derek Fazackerley is Oxford assistant manager. Throwback.

No idea who the commentator is, Gary Breen on co-comms. Oh, it's going to be a CLASSIC.

I too was laughing at the suggestion Bishop would be involved, not you!

Bishop all owa this man. Whey no. One of the local rag reporters has already said it's not been leaked from the club's side.

Creased if ASM gets injured again.

Public executions of Bruce, Agnew and Clemence on the pitch at HT during their first home game.

Stifleaay[/member] fire up Microsoft Word, lad. There's a letter that needs a-writin'.

Was a shocking game like, the standard was abysmal. Zero quality on the park and neither keeper were ever bothered. We’re fucking shit but it’s a massively lighter shade of brown compared to that tonight. Never seen so many one-footed players on the same pitch.

Watched the mackems vs Doncaster and contracted AIDS as a result. Been nice conversing with you all x

As I’ve said previously, foreign broadcasters are showing it.

A striker isn't a priority. Absolutely fucking useless.

What? This? https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/what-newcastle-uniteds-202021-home-17614864?utm_source=twitter.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sharebar The Evening Bruceicle state they've just asked someone who runs a Twitter account to make some up.

The Mirror is part of Reach PLC - the same as the Evening Bruceicle. Bet they don't pick up on those views and put it in their shitty live blog.

The club put a video from a different angle on Facebook earlier. Krafth's the one who realises it's gone over the line. You can hear him shout "yes!" as his arms go up. https://www.facebook.com/newcastleunited/videos/2530568977269768/

Been watching the Leicester game. The buildup of that second goal is hilarious. Ball goes out wide, West Ham just switch off completely, thinking it's going out for a throw in.