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Lose 2-0. Midway through the second half, at 2-0 down, he'll send Shelvey and Ritchie on. Shelvey will punt aimless passes out of play and shoot from anywhere, Ritchie will run about furiously committing silly fouls.

If by "nasty" you mean mild booing, then aye, maybe.

Love Craig Hope, me. Fighting the good fight against utterly inept cunts like McClaren and Bruce. EDIT: Just watched this about 10 times on loop. Oh to see it again with the twat in charge now.

Boots the corner flag harder than he can a ball.

I hate him.

Off his lips.

What the fuck was that from Tosun and Zaha?

Yours might be worse Gayle on the right man?! Woah More movement than Ritchie.

Kinda hoped it might be more: Dubravka Manquillo Lascelles Fernandez Rose Hayden Shelvey Ritchie Gayle Joelinton Almiron But if it's Dubravka Manquillo Lascelles Fernandez Rose Ritchie Hayden Shelvey Almiron Gayle Joelinton then it's fucking pap.

Is that 4-3-3?

Chickentown got a 97th minute equaliser against Fleytwood.

Who's he competing with? Paul Peschisolido, David Edgar and Junior Hoilet? I'd say so.

Barton's boys 1-0 up against chickentown.

The Evening Bruceicle are exhausting their contacts book again. Comments from John Lickylips urging fans to be careful what they wish for re: a takeover. Personally think they need to ask the Sayers family - or Barnesy - just to get some fresh perspective.

Mad as owt that their parent company will pile in on Caroline Flack (public interest, supposedly) but the local variant will run a mile when it’s rumoured Charnas is a top shagger (not public interest) and the local football club is in freefall. I say mad, I mean bent as fuck.

“Mai faverit flayva of windas is yella”

Up there with Rinus Michels. A pioneer of the beautiful game.

Neva 4get

With us, the "transfer budget" includes wages. About half the squad's contracts are up either at the end of this season or next. It won't go far.

No he wasn't. It was Steve Parish.

Fred pushes Azpilicueta like.

bet it's fucking HILARIOUS m8 - carnt w8.

Left me mam and dad's on 85 minutes to drive the 175 miles home. Still managed to miss two goals. We're so shit.