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Hasn't been a collapse like that in the east end since doodlebugs fell out the sky.

PEWAGRWEENEY AAS TA GAW NAAAAAH! Could get embarrassing for them. Heads have dropped completely.

That DT knacka from Arsenal Fan TV right at the front, there, holding his bairn.

Superb lack of tracking from Declan Rice for that Arsenal goal. He's absolute pony.

Seen a few booting off on Twitter. I'm with them, like. It in no way whatsoever rewards their loyalty. But, fuck them.

That's the best tactic - guarantees the seat remains empty for the rest of the season. Don't think it'll happen though.

Fucking desperate cunts.

Wonder if Dicky Keys will pipe up to say Bruce should pay for fans’ tickets out his own pocket?

Southgate's a plum if he's not having words with him about turning out for England again.

Yes, but you've got to factor in he replaced Joelinton, who had been absolutely hopeless.

He's tweeted to Mark Douglas saying he tweeted that to "throw a grenade in". He's best ignored.

We're safe, but reckon things could get quite grim once it's pretty much confirmed. Really think Bruce'll adopt the "on the beach" mentality and allow the players to follow.

I mean, Solskjaer came off the bench once and scored four goals, but ye kna.

Social media rumours they've called a press conference either now (6pm) or at 6.15pm. Probably bollocks, but could yield a hilarious outcome if true.

:lol: Such a knacka.

Commentator said at FT we're a side "brimming with confidence". Confident is probably one of the last words I'd use to describe us for the majority of that game. :lol:

Forty million pounds.

Wonder what he’s considering doing to make this a bit less shit - or is he just thinking about inhaling his half-time selection box?

Surely if your wife’s that insufferable that you’d rather watch this utter rubbish than spend time with her, you’d just get divorced?! It’s absolutely fucking dire. There’ll have been better quality in under-10s games across the country this morning.

10 points off an automatic promotion spot.

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Totally this. I mean we won tonight so this may sound hollow but we were totally outplayed by Sheffield United. This is the worry. I can't wait to reach 40 points. Which is when we'll tail off. And I think the twat in charge will happily lead in influencing that mentality.

"A missed opportunity. I am okay with that performance, it was always going to be difficult against a team that never shifted. The first goal is really important and it is super difficult when you go behind against a team like Newcastle. "I was told at the start of the season that the linesman would not put his flag up and let it go. He put his flag up and the referee was about to blow his whistle. "Everyone in the ground stopped. Jonjo Shelvey even nonchalantly went up and took an opportunity. His body language said to me he had seen the linesman had put the flag up and he was going to be offside. "The game has changed. This game now is completely different to what I experienced as a 16-year-old lad as an apprentice. This game in a heartbeat has changed. I don't know where it is going and it is sucking the life out of me and the supporters." "If we are going to go to all these tight calls and be super spot on with it, why did the linesman put his flag up? We've looked at it and it is tight. The game has completely changed and it sucked the life out of our players. "I won't speak to the referee. We get so many mixed messages all the time. Jonjo didn't play to the end, he jogged up to the ball and all of a sudden got a bit excited and stuck it in. If he kept his flag down does Jonjo go through and my goalkeeper make a bit more effort?" Imagine not knowing that that was Shelvey at full tilt. Put him in a race with a glacier and he'd finish second.

Deserves massive credit for telling Dubravka to have the game of his life. Well done.

I don't think he knows it's onside. He just sticks it in the net knowing there's a chance VAR will look at it. His running always appears half-arsed.