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See how Jonjo’s heed glistens in the sun

Should play him centre half, such is his amazing ability to keep the ball from going in the net.

How to tell if a shot was “definitely” on target according to this commentator: See if said player who had the shot puts their hands on their head

Just Jacob Murphy doing Jacob Murphy things

Like the one from Martial in his first game?

They’ve got this won unless we improve in the final third. Absolutely toothless.

Oh Bruno, behave!

Darlow getting PTSD from seeing a free kick hit near post like that

Pashun level intensifies!

Disappointed we haven’t set this up for the winner to take the Yoshinori Muto trophy, like.

Different commentator. Friday’s one must’ve been sent back to the blind institute.

At least the pen actually has a use. Better than the pointless strap thing they sent out last year.

You can cast/AirPlay NUFC TV though

There’s obviously going to be a team captain/club captain setup.

Anyone in London looking for a snide, there’s tons hanging up in the shops along Camden High Street alongside Man City, Man United, Chelsea and Arsenal. We’ve made it to the big time.

It’s a proper head fuck. Just a load of clips no more than a few seconds each stitched together.

Heard it a lot in Cumbria when I lived there too. Was more common the further west you went.

Nah. Wasn’t sure if he was just wearing a particularly tight polo shirt or he’s been lifting.

I feel like his amazement at seeing a double-decker train warrants a collaboration with that headcam oddball.

Aye got sent down again due to being a financial mess didn’t they?

His YouTube compilation doesn’t have Fort Minor’s “Remember the Name” playing over the top. No thanks.

Also if you read the article, he worked with Ashworth at WBA from 2006 to 2010.

Another one the media seemingly had fuck all idea about.

Appreciate it was a pre-season friendly against a third division German side, but he came on and completely ran the show.