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Quality.

We had to use sponge footballs in the playground at primary school. Class on wet days when they used to be full of water, having taken up a bit of dirt, grit and the odd small stone and you took it square in the dial. Also got to the point where it'd disintegrate into something barely even spherical but would still get kicked about.

What is this commentator?!

Fowler with a fucking Harry Potter reference. Stop the fucking banter bus right now.

Scenes.

Stumbled across the Playground Football page on Uncyclopedia a couple of months ago at work. Ended up spending around five hours on the site. http://mirror.uncyc.org/wiki/Playground_Football "get ya yards, man!" Classic memories. :lol: yes yes fucking yes.

Nostalgia overload. http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/whoever-kicks-it-gets-it?utm_term=.ydZ8RX02Y7#.pp86d359Ad

Carver in the Centurion about an hour ago, sent by my mate. Follow-up text was, "Some awld tart has just come in and kissed him". http://s2.postimg.org/lfpxf9c2x/Screen_Shot_2015_01_24_at_12_52_57.png

Alan Pardew football genius.

:lol: :lol: :lol: What a time to be a West Brom fan.

Mark Douglas ‏@MsiDouglas 18m18 minutes ago Definitely feels like Callum Roberts is next cab off the rank at #nufc. Beardsley reckons he's "best of the bunch": http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/peter-beardsley-hails-callum-roberts-8500792 … 0 replies 2 retweets 1 favorite Reply Retweet2 Favorite1 More Anthony Marshall ‏@antmarshallNUFC 3m3 minutes ago @MsiDouglas Wow. All quotes lifted directly from a matchday programme interview, which is almost a month old, and with no acknowledgment. No surprises it's a Lee Ryder article...

Has this been posted? Craig Burley said he'd get a tattoo of Fernando Torres if he scored against Real Madrid and has gone through with it. http://www.itv.com/news/2015-01-21/football-pundit-craig-burley-gets-fernando-torres-tattoo-after-losing-bet/ What a tit.

65-70 were from the acne-ridden 14-year-olds of suburban Tyneside stating that they won the Champions League three times with Bradford Park Avenue on Football Manager.

Utter crock of shite. Would've been wiser to keep his mouth shut completely than spout that utter bollocks.

Liftin' pel. Proper dragged it.

Water way to mess things up, eh?

Not really, he seems resigned to not getting it. Good. Hopefully an iron meets his face too, the fucking creased-up cunt.

Went on the drink to forget all about it. Is this stupid cunt still advocating himself?

Passed up the chance to sit in a corporate box for Derby vs Forest today for the utterly pathetic reason it meant having to go with people from work, some of whom I really don't want to have to see for the next two days.

Been dull as owt, this Ipswich-Southampton game.

Only cocktail they deserve is a fucking molotov.

I'd worry more about the probable scenario of us getting relegated and Pardew keeping Palace up at our expense, I have seen nothing at all that indicates Carver will get the results needed to stay up. And theres the inevitable sale of a player or two, probably Sissoko maybe Cisse and Tiote to take into account as well Oh no. That's relegation nailed on if that happens...

This better not be a complaint. Nah it's excellent, hoping he spends a half in the away end anarl Would be even better if he spends the pre-match warm up there, arm in arm with Neesy shouting abuse at John Carver.

This better not be a complaint. Spezial >>>>> Gazelle tbh.

Seriously, use a f***ing bin you tramps. League Two grounds don't have that much litter floating about ffs.