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Get him down from the gantry and put them together, man.

Not touching on the fact that Anthony Gordon is also proper weird-looking?

Saw the goals from last season's fixture earlier. Forgot he sported a fucking man-bun for a bit. Glad he saw sense.

Nee animals from the jurassic period unfortunately.

Must've dreamt them signing Donny van de Beek, Dele Alli, Vitaliy Mykolenko, Nathan Patterson and Anwar El Ghazi.

Hope not. I'm certain the travelling faithful would easily get into his head, as per.

Same. I've done it to help mates out, but take the opportunity away from me and I won't be complaining.

Didn't realise Max Wall was a Newcastle fan.

They play it before the Z-Cars theme as they come out. There's videos on Youtube. Not sure Mykolenko's going to enjoy hearing it, like

Oh aye, if an alien landed on earth, didn't interact with anyone but went straight on Facey B, it'd think 99.9% of people in this country at least were vehemently supportive of capital punishment.

It looks like the bar near some shite out-of-town identikit stadium I've been to - I think Wigan. For anyone that's been, it's that one between the car/coach park and the ground.

No. That font is still as shit as the first time it opened.

Might take a goat to Stamford Bridge and see what happens then.

Obviously it was pre-invasion, but was only a few weeks ago and I'm still somewhat staggered it gets glossed over: https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/chelsea-club-world-cup-final-result-thomas-tuchel-roman-abramovich-2022-b982270.html

Persevere. I've been a reporter myself, albeit on a local level. Just because your first email is ignored or a press officer says "nah not doin that m8", you don't give up. Hammer on at the Premier League, the FA, Tracey Crouch. They work for organisations where colleagues working in other specialist areas will have contacts. Set out why you want to speak to them, don't go in being immediately critical, offer them the opportunity to clarify their stance. It's in the public interest. Look at the brilliant work the late Andrew Jennings did to uncover corruption within Fifa. The likes of Delaney, Holt and Glendinning are miles behind him. Heck, even Caulkin forked out on shares in Sports Direct from his own pocket to try and put questions directly to Mike Ashley.

It felt like the mackems did the same in the early to late 2000s, too. With regards to tomorrow, it's the sort of thing Pickford's been guilty of doing since he joined Everton. Hopefully it continues.

I'm left wing, but I'd rather read The Times than the Guardian.

I'd be interested to see how many fans of other clubs demanding he answers the question also believe that Marcus Rashford, Gary Lineker and Gary Neville are "woke" and regularly post tweets about how much they need to stick to football.

What a lovely evening.

BT need to set up alternative commentary for us right-minded people who don't "like seeing all English clubs do well in Europe".

Is that the worst effort at goal ever attempted in the history of the game?

Sheff Wed and Plymouth both winning, meaning the massive lads are out of the playoff spots. Both teams still have a game in hand on them, too.