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Neil Custis and Luke Edwards playing heads and vols would be worth the cost of a Netflix subscription on its own.

You're a proper beacon of happiness, you like.

Pretty much what I was going to type. Going 1-0 up within 20 minutes would be brilliant. The crowd'll turn on them, any misplaced pass will get their backs up. The pressure will get to the players and it'll play right into our hands by way of controlling the game.

Watford's two goals, man. Particularly the first

Love Grant Pringle getting involved on the club account

He is "eight foot tall" pal, which makes it even more ridiculous why your arm's up there.

"Kai, how's your elbow? Does it hurt?"

Fucking pissed off. Losing to a player who shouldn't have been on the pitch and being denied a clear fucking penalty, man. The big positive is we're a proper team. Let's focus on Thursday and sneaking into the top half.

Pen all day. Fucking joke.

Jason Tindall's in the away dressing room pouring out pints of Skittles ready for full time, if we get a result. Gonna leave them out for quick service, if anyone remembers Basement. He's even soaking the floor with piss and whatever other dubious liquids he can find to make the likeness even more canny.

Send this lad to Ukraine and I reckon he'd do his best to put his head on every Russian missile.

Delighted with this. Not sure what Tuchel's going to do to change it, but as it stands there's no reason we can't match them for another 45.

Rubbish response. Even Carragher sniggered at what our lot were singing.

At our chant

Add Malang Sarr to the list of players whose name commentators simply MUST say in full, along with Troy Deeney and Harvey Barnes.

All stemmed from Murphy forgetting he’s Jacob Murphy again.

Lol @ us pressing. Only press Bruce knew of was a fucking panini press.

The fuck was that from Murphy? Tripe, as per.

Image is too large to include, but some lad's got a cut out of Hasbulla Magomedov and put a black and white shirt on it.

Hasbulla's a mag!

Who calls their knob a pintle?!

If it's not of interest or something you don't want to see, just stick to the pre-match build up. Not a chance Sky Sports will touch on it. Maybe briefly the sanctions against Chelsea, but that'll be it. You've got to factor in Jamie Redknapp won't have a clue what's going on for starters.