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You're not wrong - if you mean he who is no longer playing.

Unlucky slabhead

Nee idea why Dier doesn't close him down like. Was obvious he was going to have a dig.

Rapey Ron's just scored a screamer.

You've never heard of the football pools? It's well old. Me grandad used to do it, don't know anyone who does these days. https://www.footballpools.com/home

Mackems get their goal, sadly.

The NETD are back out the playoffs with other results. They themselves are currently 0-0 at home to bottom-of-the-league Crewe.

Brentford really should be 1-0 up. Blocked shot but Pope goes to ground. Doesn't quite fall for Mbeumo.

Peter Walton being as pointless as usual.

Brighton wearing their away kit at home purely cos it's the colours of the Ukrainian flag...

Order now for half time, say Dominos. Never quite sure who's eating their stuff anyway, but at 1.15pm is anyone? Other than hungover zany students?!

Look at him holding onto the ball. Prick.

Should've fucking cashed out ffs.

FFS

Eurgh. WBA pen. He'll be full of howp if they score this.

Honestly, betting against him is printing cash.

2-0!

Watching the ball constantly end up in the air and keep thinking "Dan Burn'd head that..." "Dan Burn'd head that..." "He'd head that..." and so on and so forth.

Aaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

My hatred for him's gone up by association of having moved into a house with an Ideal boiler. It's a piece of shit.

People filming themselves at games are creeps, but this is art. It's the Newcastle fan behind him anarl

Mort had long gone by then.

For all their faults, didn't Ashley and Llambias not go into the bar afterwards dancing about? Seem to remember serial crybaby Niall Quinn whinging about it.

A series of explicit messages were sent to a 14-year-old girl called "Sophie", however the Facebook account was a decoy, set up by the online activist group Dark Justice. Pictured: Neil, 40, arriving at Newcastle Crown Court.