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Yep. 6. Thought so. Seem to remember him scoring a canny goal away at West Ham. I could have made that up though.

Barnes was actually our top scorer in 97/98 wasn't he?

I miss Yohan.

GOL.

Hahahaha how bad was that?

Oh dear!

Özil with the "its areet man I didn't want to score anyways" approach.

Superb effort from Kroos.

Did Royston just say "Nigh-merr" instead of Neymar?

Neymar is w*** and Brazil has significant socio-economic issues.

oh, Yohan

If only that counted. What a pass.

Well done Joleon.

The True Geordie ‏@TrueGeordieNUFC 29s Pelligrini should pin Demichelis' head down, chop his pony tail off and make him eat it. Expand

Oliver Holt ‏@OllieHolt22 3m Demichelis sent off for foul on Messi. Definite pen, definite red. May have been outside box. But Messi scores and Barca lead. How is it a definite penalty if it was possibly outside the box, Oliver?

The True Geordie ‏@TrueGeordieNUFC 2m I'm glad the cunts been sent off... Doesn't belong on the same pitch as any player at the top level. Fucking shit Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More

Works out well for Man City not having that useless bugger on the pitch.

Georgie Thompson ‏@OfficiallyGT 7m Talking NUFC and Vince McMahon on today's @CGW at 5pm ET. Would mean 7 American owners in Premier League if it happens... Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More Mark Douglas ‏@MsiDouglas 4m @OfficiallyGT @CGW Why? It's completely made up. Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More FFS why is this spreading so much?!

fuck Gazprom and their shitty little advert.

Can we just not watch/enjoy a game of football without "LOL Pardew would have Messi on the bench because he doesn't track back enough, ROFL!"? There are already plenty of threads discussion his shitness, I don't need to read it in every f***ing thread! I assumed that original post was a joke, like it was. I was just scrolling through twitter and noticed he is also watching it. Pearls of wisdom such as; The True Geordie ‏@TrueGeordieNUFC 5m You can even go shoulder to shoulder these days lol. Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More

Might just turn the TV off and follow the True Geordie's twitter updates. Much more insightful.

Fucking embarrassing.

far too much time on your hands mate.

Another pards signing.... Yup. Didn't he also once say Pardle fell out with him/had a pop at him when he was at Charlton?

The thought of having a full season with chubby Elliot in nets is terrifying.