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Should've posed next to the Walumbaloo Dirt Monument.

Billy Furious once wrote an article in the Souness era saying he'd done the unthinkable - booked a holiday to Peru to see Machu Pichu, during the season - because he was that sick of the football. I'd put every penny I have on "The True Geordie" never having been to Peru.

Andy Woodman's in a job due to his superb work with Tim Krul on his kicking and distribution.

What the fuck were those noises Andy Gray made?!

Oh come on Arsenal don't throw this away.

#LiverpoolsYear

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/football-cliches/2013/oct/31/talking-language-sunday-league-football Scarily accurate!

Once when they went down to 9 men, once playing nearly the entire game with 10, like. You just said the same two posts up #mustargue Aye, obviously in previous games sending offs were a factor so losing twice this season is tainted, but I still think Hull away 11 vs 11 will be tough.

Once when they went down to 9 men, once playing nearly the entire game with 10, like.

Hull away could be canny difficult for them tbf.

away.

Brilliant effort by Pienaar.

Why the fuck didn't he have a shot?

The fucker is never working properly, so blaming Nexus isn't gonna work. Marra.

He got his contract 3 months before he was given the job? Even more shocking on Hughts, that.

But what did he suggest should be done in the second half, having taken the 2-0 lead?

He's never once spoke of getting a tackle in, asking a player to perform some magic nor, and I might be wrong here, has he ever suggested that the best way to go into a derby game is to have two centre halves lump balls up to your completely immobile lone centre forward.

Jigsaw against the Burra anarl.

We're not going down. If this was 100% the case I wouldn't care if we lost considering the long-term benefits (hopefully). I still want Ashley out, don't get me wrong, but the way that fat oaf is crippling the club is just made worse by this muppet's inability to effectively manage whatever little he is given.

Brilliant goal. That goal bonus can buy him another lovely faux-leather smock.

I thought Mapou killed Nasri?

Lovely finish.

More brilliant camerawork from ITV.

Bolton fans have been moved to the back.

Bolton 1-0 up. Can't begin to picture the absolute scenes in that away end.