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Barry Horne fucking loves mentioning that Hull have players who are average, but consistent. He proper buzzed over Elmohamady in the build-up, now he's doing the same with Meyler.

"nowhere near enough for a free kick in the penalty area" you mean a penalty, Barry?

This stadium announcer sounds like a complete tit.

They'll have started before now. If they haven't got one already, I thoroughly expect a Mag/Wembley take on "Have you ever seen in a mackem in Milan?"

Try not to laugh too hard. This is effort.

They're all coming out the woodwork on facey b now as well. People (mainly lasses) I used to work with that I'm certain used to moan about their boyfriend/partner/husband whatever watching football changing their pictures to the sunderland badge. Seen quite a few status' this week begging for tickets, again from people I didn't realise gave two fucks. Not saying we wouldn't have the same situation if we were in their position, but I'm so tempted to pull them up on it.

The first rule of Dour Scotsman Club is to support other members of Dour Scotsman Club at all times.

Tbf from a distance, he does look a bit like him. They also have similar running styles. That's about it though.

He's playing Cisse because he's ours, rather than de Jong, purely because he's a loan signing? Based on that logic, why not drop Remy for Shola?! Having said that, I wouldn't put anything past the fucking cretin.

Pardew's a fucking thick cunt though who doesn't view the side like a normal person.

Dummett centre half, then Haidara in too. It'll satisfy Pardle's left-back fetish.

Doubt that'd go down well. Big clubs losing out on a lot of revenue from home games... Thought the gate receipts were halved in the FA cup? Well then there'd surely be no point in changing it at all? If anything should play at the place with highest potential attendance. Aye. Surely the smaller club would rather have half of 30,000 tickets than half of 2,000. Not Stevenage.

I'm guessing it's something to do with Lord Rosebery? http://www.truecoloursfootballkits.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Scotland-a-46-49.gif

This is how it feels to be Man U, this is how it feels to be shit, this is how it feels when you're manager's a downright fucking tit.

This.

What a lovely night to find out my housemate is a Manchester United fan.

Swansea fan on 606 earlier said they all thought Monk would end up managing them for a few years now.

If I opened my mouth and I sounded like Jordan Henderson I think I would attempt to rip my own vocal cords out.

Garry Monk looks a little like Damian Lewis.

Liverpool fans applauding Shelvey?! Fuck off man.

I just thought he was just pointing at his stupid fucking grin. Please say he isn't pulling his mouth apart? Christ...