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Can you not remember when Shola waltzed through the Chelsea defence in this very cup a few seasons ago? hardly "waltzed through" like

RE: Graham's goal - would Shola have pounced on a back-pass like that, took it round the keeper and scored? No.

Ba now scores but it's offside.

Ba booked for diving. 2-0 Swansea! Graham!

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Bet he was massive and just bulldozing it. pretty much, aye. Twice the size of every other player.

remember going down the riverside in Chester-le-Street with my mate who was in our academy when we were about 13 to watch the "Nike Cup", which was made up of u-16 academies. All the parents there were raving about "James" who played for West Ham as a centre back and had black hair. If I had a quid for every time I heard a cockney call him "the new Bobby Moore" I'd have been the richest kid in town. FWIW Ishmael Miller was an absolute beast for Man City academy. Scored 4 in one game.

what a fucking signing he's been.

All makes sense now. Just sat and read the past 2 pages wondering why the fuck Mick Lowes would be on TalkShite. Some people, man.

Nah fairly certain that's at SJP. Asprilla's debut was at the BT Cellnet Riverside Stadium or whatever the fuck it was called back then.

Remember going on a Scunny forum before we played them in the fizzy pop and they were slating Ryder for his shit journalism too (he used to write for their local rag apparently).

Agree with Disco. However I keep thinking back to that "we work on how not to lose, then we look at how we can win" guff Pardew came out with, and I'm sick in my mouth a little bit.

Sounds like one of those Daily Mail Generator headlines. DID MOBILE PHONES GIVE PRINCESS DIANA AIDS? Don't be stupid. Everyone knows it was the immigrants.

The delay is simply caused by those at our end not being fucking arsed about if and when we get a reacement in. Simple as.

just found this gem http://thebelgianwaffle.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Philippe-Albert-Juninho.jpg

watched the QPR game on a Senegalese channel in the local. HT was basically Senegalese MTV. Once you've seen that, even Gary Neville's superb punditry is boring.

this is all becoming more grim than Nick Grimshaw reading a Brothers Grimm tale in Grimsby IMO.

written by John Cross. Self-explanatory, really.

is that the picture of N'Zogbia doing a really, really good Shola impression?

I'm not particularly a fan of Skrillex but if we signed him and someone remixed "Bangarang" to "Aubameyang" then I'd probably say well done.

well aye. He was born in '79.

With the Villa fans droning them on they can't fail to turn it round man. We're so dull me lord...

what a total helmet.

hahaahah get in Bradford & Curtis!