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it's actually happened. Paul Lambert has managed to look even more vacant and gormless.

what a header!

BAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

get in Bradford!

Both are better than being homeless, of course.

maybe not now, but in pre-season there definitely is. I'd take Lukaku and Rose in a heartbeat. (Rose if he hadn't just done his hammy, obv).

you couldn't make it up.

John Barnes has just said on Talkshite he never thought the black and white minstrel show was racist, and that Ruud van Nistelrooy getting "blacked up" to honour King Balthazar while playing for Malaga was okay and not racist...

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/5553/screenshot20130107at230.png Burkina Faso?

a clip I've just watched shows Aubameyang wearing a Spiderman mask

If I couldn't afford to run my car, I'd sell it. If he can't afford to run a football club, then put us up for sale. Still utterly laughable that for a businessman, this clown didn't conduct due diligence.

Would love him back in any capacity to be honest. A perfect example of someone who we should bring in as an attacking coach. The attention to detail he would give to our midfield and set pieces would be groundbreaking compared to what we've got now.

Racing Post's European football writer was on Talkshite earlier saying Dortmund were keen as well.

It's pure sentiment talking here, but imagine Nobby as manager, man!

Starforth's an excellent sports journo, as is Scott Wilson. It's just that clown Ryder that isn't. Unfortunately he's got the gig at the main paper covering NUFC.

too busy getting driven around by that mad cunt Daniel.

if he's not going to pay for more than 11 players worthy of a place in the starting lineup then he should, in theory, at least pay to employ some fitness and conditioning staff with half an idea on what their job involves. Some of it might be bad luck, but ffs you can't help but wonder why we pick up injuries so easily.

hope that's a damn sight better than the perfect corner.

arguably the greatest gif in the history of the internet.

fucking grim that the opposition manager I've seen Pardew grin/smile/chuckle with the most on the touchline is Tony pissing Pulis as well. Probably idolises the fucking charva.

Exodus Geohaghon was signed by money raised from "The Twelfth Stag", the Mansfield supporters group.

1-0 Sturridge.

howay. Up the Stags.

Debuchy's just bought the Boot's meal deal x5.