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That's nice of them. I want a bacon sarnie and a boat. lived with you for 2 years and pretty sure I never once saw you eat a bacon sarnie, you lying little shit.

3rd pair down were my first pair of Preds. Les wore them, they were fucking ace. Preds always for me, but I do have a tatty pair of World Cups somewhere in the garage at me mam and dads house.

what an absolute fucking muppet :lol:

Sky have elected to brand this coming Saturday as the 'Day of Destiny'

theres a mint mental mackem caller on BBC Total Sport. He'd only keep McClean and Colback out of their entire squad. He's just going through, one by one, 'not good enough'.... 'too slow'... 'injury prone'

and people call us deluded ffs. This is beyond the ridiculous.

the self-pitying bastards will go mental if Pardew is touted for the job. He won't be a big enough name for their over-inflated self opinions. Hopefully FSG will realise this and not even bother.

Liverpool fans sending a petition to UEFA to have 389,384 minutes silence before the opening game of Euro 2012 to mark Dalglish leaving. Also contacted Lord Coe to have the Olympic flame renamed the 'King Kenny Justice Flame'.

crap squad. Honestly don't think we'll make it past the group stages, not that I'm bothered. Rio is a f***ing plum for that photo. He obviously is bothered then. Can't even colour inside the lines ffs.

I used to always pick a keeper that would never play. Not gonna get you any points, but he also won't lose you a shitload when his team concedes 5.

Just found out Wayne Quinn is only 35. Get him on the plane.

this is where me and Roy differ in our opinions, I'd go 4-3-3 - Ruddy; Perch, Williamson, Wheater, Hibbert; Murphy, Derry, Jarvis; Kevin Davies, Holt, Ameobi.

get him on the plane, Royston. http://neilcranswick.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Shola-on-a-bike-248x300.jpg

as long as Grant Holt gets called up I'm not arsed.

STEEEEEEWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRTTTTT!!! http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b1/Stewart_Downing_Liverpool_vs_Bolton.jpg/220px-Stewart_Downing_Liverpool_vs_Bolton.jpg http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/qWH5XubGKLA/hqdefault.jpg http://guitarinternational.com/files/2010/02/StewartCopeland2-by-Danny-Clinch1.jpg http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/48576_100000081597508_4126_n.jpg

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SD bag when they aren't even playing us. Magic.

why has Jimmy Hill's face been shopped onto two people?

next step - make a combined XI featuring those 6 teams.

been on the cowies, this lad http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/8287/screenshot20120514at174.png

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: fucking hell!!!

Norwich supporting mates are proper nervous that Lambert will leave them, Villa-supporting technician is elated McLeish has gone. Been quite a contrasting day, plenty of 'banter'. LADS.

'Oh Tarquin, does one fancy engaging in some mirth when we go galavanting to the Sports Direct Arena next week?' 'Why yes Benedict, what does one suggest?' 'Well, I was going to say why doesn't one defecate onto ones hand, then simply proceed to smear it onto the walls, supporting ones of course.' 'Oh Benedict! You are such a devious and wicked old fool! But yes, it does sound rather spiffing!' CLASS. THE MACKEM WAY.

It was actually Niall Quinn that said they did the conga wasn't it. Yup!