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Dave Jones getting a mention.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01002/joe-kinnear_1002954c.jpg

'we can take our time over this'. Yeah, you're 16th in the league, playing fucking terrible. Please take your time

macca the knacka on the legends sounding deflated, saying he's in shock and hoped he'd get a few more games. :lol: :lol:

thinking along Quinn going with 'jobs for the boys' David O'Leary, Steve Staunton, John Aldridge, Kevin Philips in a bizarre player-manager role. Any of the above will suffice.

mackem taxi drivers spreading rumours David O'Leary has been in town pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease

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Like when one of my mates was convinced they were going to get van Basten. 'Eeeeyer, that Mareenyo's not lookin tew 'appee at Madreed. A reckin Ellis could perswayde 'im like!'

Officially gone

there's a poster with that written on in the Eldon Square club shop window An official one or? looked official enough to me...

there's a poster with that written on in the Eldon Square club shop window

just as our good form has caused the melted wellie to gradually break down, I think the same can be said of Man City and Taggart. I expect more irate drivel to come from his mouth throughout the rest of the season.

I think they print them even if you didn't buy them there, they just charge an extra fiver! £15 instead of a tenner.

Imagine a high flying banker/businessman from the city, educated at a public school, then an Oxford college, being sent up to sunderland on a work trip. He's already spent 3 hours in the bog of the first class carriage shitting himself about what to expect. Upon arrival, he sets foot on the underground platform, unable to see daylight. Nervously, he goes up the escalator to reach street level. I'll leave you to imagine the scenes that will greet him... Like the start of Resident Evil 2. 'eeew! skyewz me mista! can yew be lendin iz fiftee pee fa the seexteyn bus? Me marra joost gorroutta jayl an am deelivriin 'im some cheysey chips!'

Imagine a high flying banker/businessman from the city, educated at a public school, then an Oxford college, being sent up to sunderland on a work trip. He's already spent 3 hours in the bog of the first class carriage shitting himself about what to expect. Upon arrival, he sets foot on the underground platform, unable to see daylight. Nervously, he goes up the escalator to reach street level. I'll leave you to imagine the scenes that will greet him...

You can't get a train from London direct to Sunderland Yes you can. Without a change? Bollocks! Sunderland station is like a metro station man! http://www.grandcentralrail.com/ try that.

'Sausage and bean melts, festive bakes, pasty filled pasties, pints of molten lard - £1 each' http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01518/Steve_Bruce_1518861c.jpg 'urghhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Av just spunked me kegs'.

google image results get better by the day. http://www.feintzebra.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/steve-bruce-as-the-queen.jpg

fucks sake. Been 10 mins and the confirmation from that 2 bit paper hasn't come through so I'm not registered. Are they fucking hand writing the thing with a quill pen on parchment and sending it by carrier pigeon? Or have they realised we're trolling?

fucking brilliant!!! How did you find a photo of a Greggs with its shutters half down? Thats dedication

brilliant. I'm a sad little cunt with nothing better to do right now. Time for some fun.

No, he left for Bolton that summer. Newcastle: Given, Carr, O'Brien, Hughes, Bernard, Milner (Kluivert 77), Jenas (Dyer 77), Butt, Robert (Ameobi 77), Shearer, Bellamy. Subs Not Used: Harper, Elliott. Booked: Robert.

http://images.sportinglife.com/10/12/330/Steve-Bruce_2544816.jpg '5 of each love. Yes, including the shitty little halloween fairy cakes with the plastic ring'.

http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/resources/images/1325649/?type=display 'sunderland Manager/far east gadgie Niall Quinn seeks support from friend Mick McMackem after Nicklas Bendtner calls him 'a useless prick' and vows never to play for sunderland again'

Short to put his foot down and get rid of Bruce, no-one wants it, Short asks Quinn to step in again. Thats what I want to see.