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captain Jonas

'I wouldn't be surprised if he went and got Heskey in the window' - Paul Merson.

not feeling particularly confident about this tbh.

Phil Bardsley = Eric Abidal Wes Brown = Gerard Pique Craig Gardner = Andres Iniesta Ji Dong Won = Lionel Messi. You know, I really see the likeness.

who's likely to captain us tomorrow if Colo doesn't play? Shola if he starts?

this fucking idiot Jimmy on the legends (on at least once a week) just asks if injuries mean Marveaux would get a chance. Also talking about playing Abeid on the right. :facepalm: :facepalm:

Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/football/884148-roman-pavlyuchenko-transfer-hope-renewed-for-newcastle-and-qpr#ixzz1fwEVYbZs

wives all over Tyneside are bending over having heard this news.

McGeadyia.

hahaha a smog's just called up saying O'Neill's Leicester were one of the most boring teams he's ever seen. Shame it ends in 10 mins 'cos they're gonna be calling up en-masse giving him abuse!

put the legends on for a bit. Heard 3 mackems mention wanting to be 'top dogs' again in the space of about half an hour. They seriously love that term. Glad they share popular opinion and see themselves as rabid fucking canines.

grade 1 thigh strain (the least severe grading) What are the symptoms? A twinge in the thigh is usually felt. A general feeling of tightness in the thigh. Mild discomfort on walking. Probably no swelling. Trying to straighten the knee against resistance may be uncomfortable (see assessment). An area of local spasm may be felt at the site of the suspected tear. What can the athlete do about it? Apply the R.I.C.E (rest, ice, compression, elevation) procedure for the first 24 hours. Apply cold therapy as soon as possible and every 2-3 hours. Use a compression bandage until you feel no pain. Rest for at least 72 hours before commencing light training If there is no pain, continue with training. See a sports injury professional.

just reading up. A grade 3 strain will keep a person out of action for 6 to 12 weeks. However for that, its expected a person will be in severe pain. Colo definitely didn't look in severe pain yesterday.

Colo won't play again in 2011 because of a thigh strain? I find that hard to believe.

wins goal of the month!

Savage just argues against people for the hell of it. Does it on 606 all the time.

just noticed Vaughan brought out a Wales scarf to lay down in the centre circle, then was stood next to Bendtner in the minutes applause. Must have had to bite his tongue hard not to say something.

'wey'll catch them dorty mag kernts by crizmiz man ney werreys!' The gap still stands at 15 points. The best they can hope for is that its 6 come Christmas Day.

weren't they going to get 9 points from Fulham, Wigan and Wolves, while we were going to get none from Man City, Man Utd and Chelsea? As it stands, we both got 1.

fucking brilliant this!

aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha fucking cheating mackem cunt.

good strike, but Hennessy could've done better.

NickLOLS Bendtner.

what a crap game this has been so far.