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lad in the pub this evening, a bit pissed... we're 2-nil down 'Here, if I was Hughton, I'd take Gutierrez off, and I wouldn't bring anyone on, ad just put a bullet straight in his heed' Jonas makes it 2-1. 'fucking get in there Gutierrez you legend!' Jonas shoots straight at the keeper with the scores at 2-2, 'fucks sake Gutierrez man!! Why's he still on the pitch? He's fucking shite!'

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Rooney-band-u15.jpg spot Wayne.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2006/09/19/debilde2.jpg was a footballer, never dabbled in the construction industry. (works only depending on how you'd pronounce his name)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40424000/jpg/_40424187_overmars270.jpg never made it out of the earth's atmosphere, let alone over Mars.

Am not sayin we didn't look tired at all, but they tired quicker than we did.

people will laugh, but fitness levels told. They looked knackered after about 60 minutes, we kept going.

Hughton's lad scores for Lincoln.

fucked over before any 3pm's even start

That was so easy.

Or maybe they meant Michael Johnson who plays for Man City, but is now a bit of a pig. one of them also said that Leon Best had England U21 caps...

You'd think so. It was also about 5 minutes after they'd won promotion. please say thats the Millwall end behind him then.

2 lads in front of us down at Sheff Wed on Boxing Day, "Here, a propa fancy gettin banged up tha day like".

Don't know how familiar some of you are with the Facebook group that was started, 'Overheard at Newcastle University'. It got a feature in the Sunday Times Magazine. Its a group where people post stupid things they've overheard from others in and around the uni. Its mainly people taking the piss out of posh kids for saying utterly stupid things, or stuff that highlights their rich snobbery. This is it, should you wish to have a look. http://www.facebook.com/group.php?v=wall&ref=search&gid=267692819264 I thought for a laugh I'd start one for things you've overheard at SJP from fans in the concourses, sat around you, or in the pub. I'm not trying to turn us against one another, its just a light hearted thread where people can mention stuff they've heard from the mouths of other fans that have puzzled you or left you completely confused. Also, I'm not saying keep it entirely to just our fans. I'll start off with an example. At the Scunny game the other night, a bloke behind us said 'Oh, here's that Tozer lad coming on'. Only it wasn't. It was Kadar. He looked like Kadar, he had number 28 on his back, and he went to LB. Pretty much everyone knew it was Kadar. It took them about 5 minutes to click it wasn't Tozer. This then led the 3 of them to spend a further 5 minutes bickering about where Kadar was from. One said Switzerland, to which his mate insisted it was Austria. Then the third told them they were both wrong, he's German. Finally, one clicked, and said that he was Hungarian. They all realised. After this, the bloke that said he was Hungarian tried to catch another one out. He asked another, 'where did we sign Coloccini from?' to which the reply came back 'Italy wannit?'. His mate laughed and said 'try again' to which the bloke said 'Spain'. He was then asked 'what club in Spain?' and again the answer came back, 'fuck knaz, Real Sociedad?' Dunno if its me, assuming that most people sat there would have known all of the above, but I was left a bit stunned as to how little they knew not about their own team in general, but about very recent stuff. Anyhow, feel free to fire away...

I would say the Goose, but you used the word decent, so don't bother. Was thinking Fluid but i've not been before and I never really watch many matches in town aside from at the ground. Only ate in Fluid once, and had a panini, so can't really give an opinion.

I'd like to think we could now make the old joke of really fat people 'wearing tents' a reality if Blacks started selling tents in the design of our home and away kits. It'd provide a few cheap laughs for 5 minutes or so at least.

I would say the Goose, but you used the word decent, so don't bother.

didn't Chris Kamara say that Peterborough (who are bottom, for anyone that doesn't bother looking at the bottom half) would be promoted, under the guidance of Darren Ferguson (for anyone that lives on a different planet, they sacked him, he's now Preston manager)?

Selections 1 Arsenal @ 2/9 2 Aston Villa @ 2/5 3 Everton @ 8/15 4 West Brom @ 1/2 5 Draw or Bournemouth @ 3/10 6 Draw or Dundee @ 1/7 7 East Stirling or Draw @ 1/8 8 Livingston or Draw @ 1/25 9 Nottm Forest @ 1/2 10 Draw or Barnet @ 19/50 Multiple Bets 1 x 5.00 10 Folds Stake: 5.00 Potential Winnings: 65.81

Jose, definitely.

Caulkin's tweeting it as well.

thats well nice.

random 'factoid'. The Wurzels wrote and made a song for them. Here it is, words can't describe it. Mods: its only still photos, don't think its copyright, apologies if so...

Nolan's topspin balls can be annoying as owt, always seems like an easy option for him. RE: taking the gaps inside, it worked tonight however am not sure teams as poor as that lot will give as much.

they were fucking shite. They'd nick the ball off us then pretty much put it on a plate and give it to us straight back. One minor complaint was Routledge's knack of drifting inside a bit too often. There were a few times where he'd come inside, whereas if he'd stayed out wide and waited we could have set him away.